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IcyPepper··18 votes·3,515 views

What kind of character do they play, what kind of campaign are the playing, who are they playing with, and who's the GM?

Be creative!

Vi plays an inspector-ish warlock skilled in swordsmanship, poking fun at Caitlyn's more proper manner (as opposed to her... "punch first" approach). Sherlock instead of Watson, ya know? There's an evil guy, and as far as Vi's concerned she just needs to be pointed in the right direction... while driving Caitlyn and Jayce insane along the way.

Obviously Ekko is the GM, always rewinding time to prevent TPK's. Playing would be way too easy.

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HayRoss12 votes

Gangplank Plays a rouge, steals everything in sight, then runs off to the next town

Lord Boltrix9 votes

How often does Gangplank have internal fights with the GM because eating a random fruit does not suddenly make him 'k'?

HayRoss4 votes

All the time

hexarte9 votes

Teemo Plays as the unexpected hero, the Burglar, oh wait that's already a story....

rewrites

Ahri Plays as the seductress, that steals the souls of men and/or turns them into pigs....nvm....

erases

Leblanc Plays as if she's on the side of the hero, but betrays the hero, in a way so emotional distraught for the hero that he can't return to the quest the same anymore, and takes all the power and glory and gold. Don't forget the gold.item 3301 Before the betrayal she becomes the best friend and ally to everyone on the quest, stealing little things here and there along the way, the team thinks she's the best ally ever. until she reveals she's the one they should've been after the entire time. She lures the good guys into a trap of her making, making them stray from the correct paths, fools them into doing mundane quests that get them almost nothing, then continues to thwart them as they try to figure out who's causing all the mayhem until she reveals herself as the true villain, and laughs at their pathetic attempts to outwit her on the entire journey, but chuckles every-time they fail, since this is all her doing as she is the DM. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

pats self on the back There we go. Much better.

Sona plays as the stereotypical healer, but with a bonus, she's the unknown princess chosen by DM Braum, as they continue on with there adventures to the Mystical Poro Kingdom. summoner 30 summoner 31 summoner 31 summoner 31 POROS!!!!

IcyPepper4 votes

You're the kind of person I would want to play D&D with.

hexarte1 votes

Truth be told, I've never actually played D&D myself. But I'm always a fan of stories.

Mordepool8 votes

Uhhh my mains the Dark Lord Mordekaiser he's the villian in most campaigns.

Lord Boltrix1 votes

What kind of Dark Lord, the Sauron kind or the Voldemort kind?

Mordepool6 votes

Dude sauron. This isn't DarkSun. (Reference separates the d&d players from the old school D&D players)

h0tkarl3 votes

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Dude sauron. This isn't DarkSun. (Reference separates the d&d players from the old school D&D players)

I haven't ever played a single session of any version of DnD and I am thoroughly familiar with Dark Sun.

Of course, I have been reading the Order of the Stick Forums since the comic began 10 years ago :D

Trylobyte7 votes

Kayle plays with the Demacian crowd. Tired of being stereotyped as 'the Lawful Good paladin' (which she played in the last three adventures) she's decided to make her new character a tyrannical Lawful Evil cleric with dreams of taking over the world, explaining to the surprised group that she'd like to 'play myself as Morgana sees me.' A shameless powerbuilder who seems able to do everything, the other Demacians' goodly PCs are willing to put up with her character because she's the only one enabling them to survive the repeated dragon attacks sent by novice DM Shyvana.

junglerboy166 votes

Trundle He signs up as "Lawful good wood elf" and uses a bow that shoots bananas

He wins the game from the outset because he is so troll that nobody suspects the banana.

TTUPhoenix6 votes

RekSai Plays a bard with a CHA of 18, a maxed Diplomacy skill, and ridiculously lucky rolls so she manages to talk her way out of everything despite the fact that the rest of the party, except for their fighter (Sona), has no idea what she's saying.

Lord Boltrix4 votes

Mordekaiser plays a knight trained to use a tower shield, not exactly pleased with the lack of ability to manipulate metal specifically, combined with the convoluted difficulty in trying to play a necromancer (why can't he just control a dead enemy whenever he wants like he always does). He plans on getting more into the game to homebrew things, so he has to do less roleplaying, and grumbles whenever Vi's warlock pokes his knight with her sword.

TheCheekySneak4 votes

You only have to poke once, fool...

Dylightfull4 votes

Ekko is the GM. Chaos ensues.

Kekyoin3474 votes

Draven joins the party as a ranger, but literally walks to the front line, next to the fighter and paladin, so he can show off. He is very skilled, but due to his arrogance he often tries to get into the middle of the enemy (even though everyone constantly reminds him he didn't go dual-wielding blade ranger, he went ranged ranger, so he should STAY BACK). Constantly gets the crap beaten out of him, to the point where the cleric Soraka literally just follows him around and heals him, so he doesn't die. He then proceeds to complain to the GM how the enemies are too weak and should be made stronger to suit his "amazing skills". Oh, and he always insists that he is the best in the group and should be getting paid the most for all these missions (the GM is Singed, and he doesn't really care, so he just kinda says, "yeah, that's great, see me afterwards" and then rushes out of there the moment the group decides to wrap up the game) By the way, here's what the party looks like:

Garen Paladin Olaf Barbarian Nidalee Druid Ryze Wizard/Warlock Draven Ranger

The Quinndred4 votes

Quinn Ranger: That one ranged character that decides, "You know what, FUCK THIS!! I'M THE FRONTLINE NOW!!" and proceeds to go with her bird and manage to scrape out a few kills before dieing. RIP Quinn, 2013, Doomed since release.

Sulghunter3 votes

You should talk to the Rivens, Tryndameres, and Darius players that I've fought against in top lane with Quinn. Last I've heard of them, they still can't sit down yet.

The Quinndred3 votes

Oh yeah, I know... Huehuehue. Many a player has fed horribly against my top Quinn... Or my ADC Quinn... Or my mid Quinn... Or my Jg Quinn... I play a lot of Quinn.

Xavkul1 votes

You should write a guide for Quinn. I can see top,bot, jung Quinn, cant see her mid though.

From:Another Quinn player

The Quinndred2 votes

She actually works very well mid. Her ult gives a ton of burst damage making her very good at killing a target efficiently. Her ult also gives her some great roaming power. Here is what I usually build on her when I go mid. item 3134 /item 3155 depending on the matchup. (Hexdrinker for people like Leblanc, Fizz, Ahri, brutalizer against most other match ups) into item 3072 for sustain and some great damage into item 3087 for some wave clear and some extra burst. Then I finish off item 3142 and the rest is situational. QSS if they have a lot of cc, IE for more damage, armor pen items ( Quinn doesn't have the best damage) or maybe a GA or Banshees veil. Don't forget to throw in some boots (or a Zephyr if you're like me). I usually get Berserkers Greaves or Merc Treads.

Xavkul1 votes

I'll make sure to try this. Add me on League?

The Quinndred1 votes

Sure. I can't right now (on phone) but if you add me or make a reply to this, I should be able to remember.

Ralanr3 votes

Pantheon is playing a Fighter/rogue multiclass charged with bodyguarding the paladin Leona by the Solari and Rakkor. Not that she needs it as every encounter proves. They are followed by Diana, a Rogue/cleric who is obsessed with ending the Solari reign but finds herself helping the duo from the shadows, excusing herself with the belief that it must be her that defeats the suns messiah.

After coming across a Noxian encampment, they are joined by the barbarian Alistar. At first Pantheon distrusted the Minotaur, but his battle prowess has done enough to prove himself.

Diana soon gains a follower of the most unexpected degree. Nami the sorceress, a determined mermaid on pilgrimage to save her people. Nami believes that Diana is the key to saving her people, but the zealot's obsession with Leona keeps her too preoccupied to dare stray. Thus Nami has vowed to help the chosen of the moon in her confusing goal.

They're destination is the lost empire of Shurima to retrieve an ancient artifact of relation to the sun. 4 guardians are said to stand guard of this artifact, ever vigilant like statues.

Nasus The Scholar Renekton The Marauder Xerath The Bound And Azir The Conqueror

Unknowingly they are hunted by infamous Shaco, hired by Noxus to track and kill the group before retrieving the artifact.

The DM? Taric

Taric: Get ready for th- Alistar: is it another Gem creature? Taric looks at the sheet of Skarner Taric:...maybe. Group sighs.

Gentleman Gems2 votes

Taric: also he has a mate Group: Is it something to do with the void Taric: Looks at the sheet for RekSai. Taric: Maybe...

Sevetar3 votes

MasterYi plays a half-elf fighter and is very strategic at things and doesnt go in alone when it seems he will lose, he travels with MonkeyKing a monk

Gamemaster Anth3 votes

Teemo "Can I play Lawful Evil? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?" gives DM the puppy dogs eyes and the lip Sona "Yes...I'm playing Bard again. Deal." MissFortune "Look...the Gunslinger rules are right there and there are no rules saying I can't be a Dread Pirate prestige class from it!" Olaf "Could someone please tell Tryndamere we can't have two Barbarians in the party?"

Bottom Laner2 votes

Tryndamere "I AM THE KING OF THE FRELJORD I WILL BE A BARBARIAN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME YOU WINTER'S CLAW MEATBAG!"

Gamemaster Anth1 votes

snerk That was awesome, Krazee. That gave me quite the chuckle! Anyways, some more...

Darius What do you mean I can't take Great Cleave at level 1?!? Hecarim Ugh...trying to make an undead centaur character is harder than I thought. I have to have WHAT penalties?!? Blitzcrank monotone WHERE...ARE...THE...WARFORGED...RULES? Veigar No...I'm not trying to play as Vivi in D&D. Why do people keep asking me that?

50000000000000003 votes

Veigar would make such a good DM.

Embertine2 votes

Shyvana would quit playing once she found that she couldn't play dragons and that she could only kill them.

IcyPepper3 votes

Dragonborn tho

Trylobyte8 votes

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Shyvana would quit playing once she found that she couldn't play dragons and that she could only kill them.

JarvanIV "It's just a game Shyvana, you don't need to flip the table. Just play something else!" Shyvana "No dragon, no game." Quinn "But it's fantasy. Come on, sit back down, it's fun to be something else for a time!" Shyvana "Yeah, because fantasy is the only place anyone wants a ranger with a hand crossbow and an eagle companion." Quinn "Eh, heh heh..." Looks down at the floor sadly. Sniffles. "We'll be popular someday, Val..." Kayle Hands Shyvana a character sheet without a word. Shyvana "The hell do you... Hm... Half-dragon brutal pugilist? So, I play a character who flies into a murderous rage and destroys people with their bare hands? This is in the game?" Stands the table back up. "Alright. Let's play."

kusagari772 votes

Xerath HMMMMM the magus ascendant... MAKE HIM A WARRIOR

Erdamon2 votes

Rumble: "Why is this table so tall?! I can't see the board!"

Tribbles Foxfolk1 votes

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What kind of character do they play, what kind of campaign are the playing, who are they playing with, and who's the GM?

Be creative!

Vi plays an inspector-ish warlock skilled in swordsmanship, poking fun at Caitlyn's more proper manner (as opposed to her... "punch first" approach). Sherlock instead of Watson, ya know? There's an evil guy, and as far as Vi's concerned she just needs to be pointed in the right direction... while driving Caitlyn and Jayce insane along the way.

Obviously Ekko is the GM, always rewinding time to prevent TPK's. Playing would be way too easy.

Sona Um...How would she play? Sign language? Icrieeritim ;-;

IcyPepper2 votes

Telepathy, perhaps?

Maybe she plays with Ahri and Ahri speaks for her.

Ralanr1 votes

Morse. Code.

BlackSunNocturne1 votes

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Sona Um...How would she play? Sign language? Icrieeritim ;-;

My girlfriend is mute, and that's exactly how she does D&D. Sadly, she needs an interpreter when she does play because not everyone can understand sign language.

The Whamboozler1 votes

Lux plays a big, strapping knight ala: Garen and spends the entire game mocking him mercilessly.

Decrit1 votes

Veigar as a druid, so he can become bigger creatures like bears and so on u.u

Or even DRAGONS

BlackSunNocturne1 votes

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Veigar as a druid, so he can become bigger creatures like bears and so on u.u

Or even DRAGONS

Uhhh.......... No. Druids cannot Wildshape into dragons.

Well, not normally. You need to be a lvl 10 Druid and the feat from the 3.5 Draconomicon. It scales very slowly, but it's rewarding at later levels.

Decrit1 votes

well yeah, i was talking about that.

my bad, should have kept it easy :P there is also ded 5 to take into account.

BlackSunNocturne1 votes

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well yeah, i was talking about that.

my bad, should have kept it easy :P there is also ded 5 to take into account.

Let's not bring up Weenie Hut Jr's: Dungeons and Dragons edition, shall we?

Decrit1 votes

wasn' t that 4.0? or for you 4.0 is just Dungeon and Dragons: the social MMO?

BlackSunNocturne1 votes

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wasn' t that 4.0? or for you 4.0 is just Dungeon and Dragons: the social MMO?

4e was Weenie Hut's. AD&D was the Salty Spatoon.

Fowus1 votes

Talon Thief/Rogue

Fizz Thief/Wizard

Thresh Warlock

Yorick Warlock

AfrostLord1 votes

Literally Bard Bard

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