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EndlessSorcerer57 votes

Nasus I have finally found you, Ancient Krug! Malphite ...

Blitzedlegend13 votes

It's a juicy one

LOL Spammer1 votes

When someone spams the same gif over and over again xD

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Welcome to M&G. Enjoy your stay. (complementary brain bleach next to the exit.)

LOL Spammer1 votes

You are one salty mother fucker. I was making a joke because he happens to be my friend sooo. Shh, for once.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

I prefer to think I'm full of ammonia, not salt. ;p

LOL Spammer1 votes

Ammonia is stinky.

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

I shower in the blood of my victims. So "stinky" is probably an appropriate descriptor. (>_>)

grumpyfrogy9 votes

+6

LOL Spammer2 votes

Lel this comment has 6 up votes

Ariel the Cruel3 votes

I'm pretty sure that's called a chew toy. Even Susan knows that.

protoss nub3 votes

late game nasus is no more thanks to item 3036 item 3153 your armor means nothing

Arsenic Sulfur23 votes

Wither still slows like a bitch. He will catch you and probably kill you before you kill him. He isn't league's raid boss for nothing.

UrPalAl4 votes

Blade got fucking nerfed in S6, and new LS is bonus armor now, so that passive will have a lot of damage negated.

LynXerf1 votes

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Blade got fucking nerfed in S6, and new LS is bonus armor now, so that passive will have a lot of damage negated.

Blade is still a very very good item against high-health targets. Sure it has had a nerf, but that was way overdue because previously it was too strong against everyone. If the enemy team has 2 or more tanks, BORK is still a great item.

charcharmunro3 votes

Yet people still refuse to build it against the Tahm Kench with 4 Warmog's.

HeruEdhel1 votes

why would they not!?!?! ...idiots i swear

charcharmunro1 votes

Because it got nerfed and LDR is CLEARLY THE MOST SUPERIOR ITEM EVER.

Ariel the Cruel3 votes

For the same reason they refuse to build Executioner's, Morello's, or Liandry's against Mundo.

Much easier to use a max AD cookie cutter build every game and complain when it doesn't work, than to actually counter-build.

Ralanr1 votes

As a tank main, I have an urge to break faces when the damage people on my team don't build for champions like Mundo or Volibear.

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

I have to counter build them as support half the time. It's not fun.

Though my favorite to date: Enemy team has Mundo, Kindred, Vlad, and (I think) Nami. We Have Sivir, Quinn, and Talon. If any of them had built an executioners, the other team would have suffered horribly (AoE damage is funny like that). As Shen, I was the only one who builds anti-heal/health items.

Yes, my build was trash. And yes, I was the only who who ever actually hurt any of them. . . . I wonder why.

Ariel the Cruel45 votes

MasterYi I'm confused. Evelynn What's a slow? Kalista Can somebody explain? Olaf Do you eat it. Gangplank I ate oranges and it was gone. Alistar Quack.

Sejuani There's something wrong with the lot of you, I swear.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

LOL shouldn't have laughed so hard at this, I need to go play Sej now...

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Considering she's the only one who doesn't ignore slows. They're just less effective on her. XD

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Yeah I know. Shes awesome though, and the joke brought her to mind :P Could you believe people want her buffed? :P Shes god as she is now.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Why wouldn't you want her buffed? Lee Sin jungle just isn't right. The queen needs her throne.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

The problem is after she gets 'buffed' She'll be played non-stop, and then get nerfs again. The problem is shes fine as she is, what happens when you buff a decent champion? they become godly. higher win rates= More players using our girl :P (And her Boar)(or Poro)

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Or bear.

I think we can agree the problem here is with Riot. Just give Sej's ult 1k base damage and 200% AP scaling. Then give her E bonus %missing health damage. I can live without all the bonus mobility; you need some counter-play, right?

Boom. Perfectly balanced Champion who will lord over jungle for the next 10 seasons.

(Before circle-jerkers arrive: do not take this seriously!)


On a serious note. You should take her top against Riven. 60-70 starting armor, wave clear, and CC for Days. Bye Riven, wasn't nice knowing you.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Or Dinosaur.

LOL I gotta try that. I usually go her Jungle, but my 2nd favorite top laner, Shen, isn't as enjoyable for me top. So I need more top laners, trying Sej out there isn't a bad idea.

As for nerfs/buffs. Coming from someone who thinks shes fine, I see 1 way she should be buffed. The Cinderhulk nerfs included something at 1st I thought was nothing, A Drastic drop to the slow of a missed ult. I'd love if this was reversed, because how it is now, the slow feels non-existant. And improving it's Hitbox wouldn't hurt either. Maybe also a lower cooldown on her E.

Diananmen Square20 votes

Nasus slows attack speed as well, so RIP Kalista

Ariel the Cruel3 votes

Forgot about the AS slow.

charcharmunro2 votes

Also, slows DO mean she leaps less distance, I believe it was?

ZGM Dazzling1 votes

Garen

Ariel the Cruel6 votes

Too busy hunting villains to join the group.

ZGM Dazzling2 votes

I mean his q removes slows right?

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Nope. He just ignores them in the pursuit of villainy.

laughup022 votes

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MasterYi I'm confused. Evelynn What's a slow? Kalista Can somebody explain? Olaf Do you eat it. Gangplank I ate oranges and it was gone. Alistar Quack.

Sejuani There's something wrong with the lot of you, I swear.

Wither actually hurts Kalista a lot due to attack speed reduction.

Valthan1 votes

I lost it at Alistar

xD

HaiLnKill1 votes

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TaoistMaster1 votes

great mid game IF he can stack up well.

late game, he can get kited well by an organized team.

however..

SUPER LATE GAME he is a monster again.

Tormyth2 votes

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Wither still slows like a bitch. He will catch you and probably kill you before you kill him. He isn't league's raid boss for nothing.

  1. item 3140 item 3009 item 3222 summoner 1 Alistar Olaf Lulu Thresh MasterYi Caitlyn Tristana will he now?
MrSlowDie1 votes

item 3140

The Loveless2 votes

It won't die when you prep Q.

SettDownShutUp2 votes

Hmm... It would be a damn shame if suddenly the entire enemy team had 100% dodge... mmmyessss....

HighH12 votes

If only this were S2

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

I'm pretty sure the highest dodge chance back then was Sivir with ~99%

Kerrigan 4 Prez2 votes

Shen: Nasus Q, do you mean that thing I block with my w? http://bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/laughing.gif

Space Bum1 votes

I normally have terrible farm when I lane vs Nasus because I focus more on denying him farm ie zoning, harassing, lane freezing. They always get frustrated and start making poor choices due to the urge to stack. Works every time.

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