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Your worst/funniest noob build, and why you thought it was a good idea.

Icestar1186·5/20/2015, 3:58:45 AM·3 votes·1,011 views

Share your funniest builds from your noob days!

Here's mine: Warwick item 3069 item 3146 item 3004 item 3040 item 3222 item 3124 Here's what my thought process was:

  1. It's hard to get gold from minions, so I should build Talisman
  2. Warwick does mixed damage, right? So I should buy both AD and AP.
  3. Warwick has really low mana, so I should buy all the mana I can.
  4. More mana!
  5. CC is annoying. This gets rid of it.
  6. More mixed stats!

I played him jungle, too. Why did I think I needed Talisman of Ascension?

23 Comments

Akeydel5/20/2015, 9:18:45 AM3 votes

m level 5 thought process: Well Twitch's contaminate has a 20% ap scaling, so you build item 3115 item 3085 item 3172 and item 3089 so you can REALLY quickly stack your poison on everyone, and hit your e for 'tons' of damage!

Greenstone5/20/2015, 2:14:26 PM3 votes

HAHA I built Bruiser Brand , and the group I started with still to this day call me Bruiser Brand

Build went like this item 3111 item 3078 item 3047 item 3102 item 3044

And that is all I got before my team mates carried the game hard enough to win. My thought process was that I needed tons of damage so item 3078 was great and I am pretty sure I was attempting to buy another, I kept getting stunned and I hated it so I bought item 3111 and item 3102 to try and make it stop. At the time two boots made sense ( I have two feet right?) so bought item 3047 as my second shoe.

For the Champion selection I was thinking, (and I remember this clearly) I just want to watch everyone catch on fire, that is so cool!

Vistha Kai5/20/2015, 9:05:46 AM3 votes

Ah, the newb days. I wish I had a screenshot from back then, but I remember buying item 3115 on Syndra, because I had problems with last hitting. Also item 3027, because I couldn't dodge for shit so I bought all decent AP items that gave health (so no item 3151 ). For the first few months I never bought item 3135 or item 3035, since they seemed like bad items ("stats so low, it must be a bad item").

My Desired Name5/20/2015, 4:15:22 AM2 votes

I took Clarity and Teleport when I played Gragas mid, so I could use my abilities more often.

Godhri5/20/2015, 4:23:09 AM2 votes

Lissandra item 3027 item 3151 item 3259 item 3135 item 3157 item 3089 in that exact order with 20 mpen and 27 armor scaling runes. I thought it was the most badass build ever yet it was exceedingly hard for me to get the kills even though I always burned down the health. I thought this was a good build because I was extremely tanky and still dealt a massive amount of damage that could burn the health of tanks and squishies alike.

This was actually from recently. Lol! Which could be considered noobish.

In my noob days, I thought old Ashe was OP as hell because she could slow her enemies.

Daxterr5/20/2015, 8:48:15 AM2 votes

Warwick top item 3124 first item. I beat irelia 1 v1 and called her a noob. We both laughed. it was a good game. I figured warwick is the only champ in the game that the item is good on, and it's pretty damn good on him.

SSJTribe5/20/2015, 3:43:02 PM2 votes

I used to rush item 3124 on MissFortune because hey, her 'W' makes her attack faster and ramps up this item really fast! Also, the AP helps the damage on her 'E' and Ult.

...While true, it still doesn't make up for the amount of damage you get from just buying regular ol' ADC items. I thought I was super creative though.

SeductiveGrandpa5/20/2015, 11:36:12 AM1 votes

MasterYi item 1001 item 3009 item 3117 item 3158 item 3006 item 3269 MOVESPEED YI OBVIO(YI)SLY

Pew Pew Lasers5/20/2015, 5:36:14 AM1 votes

item 3004 + Gangplank ... I thought It'd hit max stacks before my shit team threw me and the match under the bus.

Yeah... gg gp... for having 1/4 the deaths of anyone else on the team. >-> Was totally my fault getting that item and had nothing to do with how everyone else played.

HighH15/21/2015, 5:40:08 AM1 votes

Udyr item 3087 Turtle stance and shiv

Trying to give enemies a shell shock

Sirsir5/20/2015, 3:45:00 PM1 votes

Malphite item 3101 item 3101 item 3101 item 3101 item 3101 item 3101 Waveclear fo dayz (thought it went with my W passive well and didn't know there was a CDR cap)

Gentleman Gems5/20/2015, 5:59:40 PM1 votes

Singed: Just built Mana Items, at later levels I remodelled this and made one of my favourite builds

theragingnerd5/21/2015, 12:44:50 AM1 votes

i build all reccomended they usually are always right except when i'm playing something like riven bcuz i need that BT and IE

Zeke Maelstorm5/21/2015, 1:06:26 AM1 votes

I rushed item 3026 on Kayle because she's an angel.

GalaxyHanayo5/21/2015, 2:45:55 AM1 votes

MissFortune item 3083 item 3083 item 3083 item 3083 item 3083 item 3026

Why I did this: [this was back when i like first started playing LoL/MOBAs] I thought more health = better survivability

Strawberrycocoa5/21/2015, 2:46:54 AM1 votes

Poppy full attack speed because attacking faster is good right?

cloman1005/21/2015, 3:42:46 AM1 votes

I WAS NVR A NOOB :D HAHAHAHAHAH must be why i played so much moba on ipad :D Gamloft i thank you for making Heroes of Order and Chaos it taught me how to playDraven

Miku Lv995/20/2015, 8:24:04 AM1 votes

Hecarim item 3009 item 3172 item 3172 item 3172 item 3172 item 3172

More movespeed!!!!