When A Team mate Says They're "Stoned"

King Odin·May 7, 2015·39 votes·2,962 views

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(This is me trying to avoid using a cursing gif :P)

22 Comments

Nucleophilic atkMay 7, 201528 votes

There is a 95% chance they aren't stoned, but instead a 12 year old boy trying to sound cool. From experience, stoned/drunk players don't actually announce it.

AxestsMay 7, 20157 votes

pretty much, and the adults who do are hilariously sad

Nucleophilic atkMay 7, 20155 votes

Adults that drink? I like to play drunk with my friends if they are over sometimes :( (no, not ranked).

A Tall JokeMay 7, 20154 votes

I think he means adults who announce

rinsujoMay 8, 20151 votes

Announcing it in anything other than ARAMs is retarded. Drunken ARAMs are fun as hell though.

Blue Moon WolfMay 8, 20151 votes

have you tried the league drinking game when playing? I just came up with an ARAM version.

VerxintMay 7, 20152 votes

I'm almost always stoned when I play (or do anything ever) but why would anyone else in game give a shit?

Besides, playing stoned isn't much of a big deal if you're used to being stoned. Odds are someone who used stoned as an excuse would be shit when sober too.

MrSexyHoboMay 7, 20151 votes

i do when im real fucked up but by that time people probably already know since i typo every other word

Nucleophilic atkMay 7, 20156 votes

Lol, "I'm not as think as you drunk I am".

junglerboy16May 8, 20151 votes

I swear to Drunk I'm not God! er... Stay in drugs and don't do school kids! er... this is gonna be a doozy...

LeeDarkMay 8, 20151 votes

I announce it when I make a mistake... sometimes even when I am not drunk or stoned.

SleepyLionCubMay 7, 201514 votes

They'd better be playing malphite

AwoofMay 8, 20158 votes

Galio Duuude. Malphite Yeeaah? Galio Like, like... you knooow? Yeaaah duuude. Skarner inhales

Pew Pew LasersMay 7, 20157 votes

I just report them for assisting enemy team when they play like shit.

a rabid cupcakeMay 7, 20156 votes

So far every game I've had where a player says "HEY GUYS I'M HIGH" or "HEY GUYS I'M DRUNK", they end up getting the worst score on their team, and sometimes the whole game.

Announcing you are under the influence (of whatever) does not give you a pass to feed and build mana on Tryndamere. It also doesn't make mature individuals (note: not all mature individuals are adults; there are immature adults and mature teens; proud to say I'm a mature-ish adult) think that you are cool, awesome, funny, respectable, or someone they would want to game with in the future.

For these people, I have but one request.

http://i.imgur.com/A72QOBn.gif

Rand0mH3r0XMay 7, 20151 votes

From experience, stoned players announce it to their friends only.

GamerGoodiesMay 8, 20151 votes

Most of the stoners I played with actually did a good job in the team.

Believe it or not but some pot smokers play better whey they are high

KapppaccinoMay 8, 20151 votes

The one time I played stoned I died 1v2 top as riven because their teemo jungle was Invis in lane waiting for level 3 to Gangbang me. I couldn't help but laugh. I ended up laughing for 20-25 minutes without realizing it. I was afk the entire time on the floor. Team surrendered cus 4v5 but by golly, that was the best laugh I ever had

FzsMay 8, 20151 votes

"Dude i just smoked like 4 plates don't be angry when i play badly"

FSRudelMay 8, 20151 votes

Playing stoned is the only way to play. Seriously, who the hell plays this sober?

Orga ItsukaMay 9, 20151 votes

idk i play stoned, i play sober, i play all the same pretty much, but you dont need to go announcing it to everyone... Like what happens between you and your bong, should stay between your bong. lol