Back at the 1000 day Club

Riot announces new skins, while everyone gathers around watching the monitor.

Riot: will be... Finally! Woo! About time. You hear that Lamb!? .... All of us in 2020? Extraordinary. He's just naming us all off!! Yes! Great news everyone! Me too!? A rework and a skin, living the dream! Nice! Yeaaaahhh!!! Little to much Karthus.

Congratulations everyone! Speak for yourselves, I'm still not on there! You've been here for 2 months, fool. I'm sure you'll be after us the club will be much smaller if this works out. Wait Shyvana are you okay? Did the abundance of good news get to you? Don't you mean Shyvanna, haha!? ... We weren't announced... Oh... : But, isn't she one of the oldest along with Kindred? ... : It's okay, I'm sure Udyr has some tips on how to cope so long. Yeah, lets ask the psychopath that cried on Shvyanas food the whole time, and yells about how many skins he sold. -------------------------------------------------------------------------From afar and muffled I sold 4 skins!!!! That's tragic. YOU COULD TALK THIS WHOLE TIME? Maybe it's because you are getting a rework? Kalista too? : I'm trying Sion! BAWHHAAABAAAA : He asked if you'd like to talk to your parents he could get your there. I killed my mother because she attacked me for no reason and Riot removed my father. Wait wasn't he the whole reason you... Skarner! Well at least Kalistas getting a lot of love in LoR? sniffs Yeah, at least I got that. Let's sing their theme songs to cheer them up! Shyvana doesn't have one... Oh... I hate all of you