When someone from the 1000 day club joins the "200" Day Club
At the 1000 Day Club
: Today we congratulate our member Trundle for his new skin!
_Applause_
: Hey, and not a bad looking one either!
: Congrats Trundle! You'll have your... hmmm... skin...
: Yeah I'm gonna bash all those dragons brains in and... oh... uhh... Well at least we are all getting a skin this year right.
: I still wasn't announced.
: Right... Well uhh... maybe one day it'll be "troll slayer"
: I wont need it...
: You should probably just go now.
: Good idea.
: grrrwwwwa
: YOU'RE A LIAR!!! I'VE HEARD YOU SPEAK!
: Lamb: She's never spoken before.
: I'm not crazy, YOU'RE CRAZY!
Trundle arrives at the 200 day club.
Up in the Prestige Zone
: Oh no, it's another one.
: Why is it that they get to be here for their first 200 days? It's stupid Riot. Someone call my Riot employee I'll get this sorted out. Udyrs not even gone yet!
: Ugh I can't believe they announced skins for all those losers.
: Wow, really all of them? There was a skin announcement and I wasn't called. Going to need to find out why that was a thing. (begins aggressively texting)
: Look at them congregating....
Udyr grabs trundle looking deep into his eyes.
: TRUNDLE!....... I..... sold 5 skins... today....
: Congra?
: I'M THE BEST!!! Woot!
: Hey Trundle glad to see you here too. We should...
Riot on a big T.V. screen.
Rioter 1: Due to us being nagg... I mean asked, by the community to make more skins for less popular champions, certain members have felt the club is being impacted negatively. We will be evaluating the best course of action to take, which likely includes further segregation, I hope you understand, and we value your feedback. Rioter 2: Wrong script man. Rioter 1: Have a good day!
: That's a big T.V.
: Excuse me! You need to be in your room, and while you're at it, just throw the key out the window while you're in there.
: Seriously we need you guys to leave you're an eye sore here.
: We have every right to...
: well not for long you see Riots already taking care of members like you.
: Hey I just got here so let's...
: Oh did we offend you? Or your nose?
: Yeah hows everything smell here you should know with that thing.
: Pretty good kind of like how a boyfriend smells when you want to eat his essence.
: ...
: Do you know who you are speaking to?
: No, because last I checked you were so forgettable no-one even knew your region existed until a few months ago.
: Whoa bro be gentle with the ladies, lets talk man to man.
: Sure, as soon as you bring me one.
: whatever, let's ditch this loser.
: Oh, that seems to run well in your family, you get that from your father?
: Come on. Gestures to Lux
: Hey Akali do you think I'd look good with a nerf bat?
: That was savage.
: Here comes another one this one's awful...
: DW I got her too.
: Hi Trundle, welcome!
: I... what?
: Welcome to the club!
: I thought you said she was awful?
: She's so bright and bubbly, everywhere she goes the room glows... it's terrible.
: Noc you're so funny. Hahahahahhahahahaha..hehehhehehehehehehhe haha...
: My ears are bleeding! What is that laugh!? I've heard chalk board scratches more pleasant than that.
: Hahahahahhahahahaha..
: Someone make it stop!!!!
: It's like having a grinder in both ears, and they're just screeching in the middle.
: Heheehhehehehehehe.
: I warned you!