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cinomenapplebae16 votes

this offends me

https://i.gyazo.com/5fd7fe2dfa1b33f832abd7c883777e04.png

"why does he do more damage than me" -my famous quote when getting lowkey salty as riven

Brain Errör 4041 votes

It's okay Kitty, just E under him. You'll be fine.

D3m37r14 votes

"lowkey"...suuure

Only Play Darius27 votes

For once a matchup that Riven actually can't just blindly snowball

Mecha Incognito4 votes

Ehh, you'd be surprised. Riven should actually win the matchup quite easily until Darius builds a full item.

woodvsmurph1 votes

agree -- darius and even renekton are only OK until they buy a real item -- not just starting item. Get them one item and their deadliness skyrockets.

Mecha Incognito2 votes

Hmm, I wouldn't go that far, Renekton is quite a big threat from level 2 onwards. That stun is really hard to deal with, since it's targeted. Atleast with Darius he has to land/time his Q or E to have a chance.

Meep Man1 votes

Renekton is always a huge thread once he gets a Hydra item

woodvsmurph1 votes

hydra is a huge waste on him i believe. item 3071 item 3147 is typically all the damage you need. It's less lifesteal, but you have the same amount of damage, your q heals you a ton anyways, you have more armor pen making you a stronger threat vs melee toplaners of every type (squishy assassin, bruiser, tank), and you maximize your damage in a way few think about. Renek wins trades by dealing a ton of poke/harass and getting away before the enemy can trade that damage back. You can still do that with this, but you can also do more all-in damage via passive on duskblade. Either they run away when you engage, or they give you tons of extra damage from duskblade proc by staying to duel you. Either way they lose. Also great vs adc in teamfights -- you can do about 3/4 their health with your burst before getting chain cc'd and peeled by their entire team. The enemy adc can usually back off only a small amount and then start shredding you before you get off enough damage to finish them solo (depending on point in the game). But with duskblade passive, they drop so low, they can't even be in flash auto range or they'll die from 2 autos and 1 spell regardless of the peeling by their team.

Robrono1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Dirty Riven,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=7PfPaJ5g,comment-id=000000020000,timestamp=2016-09-22T12:04:21.514+0000)

Ehh, you'd be surprised. Riven should actually win the matchup quite easily until Darius builds a full item.

well, it depends on who engages, if the Darius hooks the Riven, she'll win the trade, if the Riven engages, she'll blow her combo, and he'll hook her back in and deal a ton of damage. At least thats my experiances.

Ruin Lance5 votes

good riven beats darius 100% of the time

Ralanr10 votes

What does a good Riven not beat 100% of the time?

Adriqnohee33 votes

Crippling depression.

Qiy4na2 votes

ayy lmao

LA Losty3 votes

I thought that was a requirement to play her in the first place?

Unstoppable Monk4 votes

A laner at their own elo.

AA Tyrael2 votes

A good Jayce player ^_^

Fiora & Poppy are also great against her

Auroraen2 votes

Garen item 3087 item 3031 item 3147 item 3046 item 3142 item 3009 Try this [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

woodvsmurph2 votes

Caitlyn "headshot" garen dies cait: "I thought garen was supposed to be a tank...?"

Meep Man1 votes

A good Fiora or maybe Singed

Only Play Darius1 votes

I know and I hate it

Tychusfindlay9192 votes

[{quoted}](name=Jelly Mac,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=7PfPaJ5g,comment-id=00000002,timestamp=2016-09-22T06:05:55.463+0000)

For once a matchup that Riven actually can't just blindly snowball

That is not an easy matchup at all for darius. Life is very rough until he finishes his first armor item.

I actually have riven as my prio ban top lane over all else.

After the blade radius nerf on decimate, riven is able to abuse the living shit out of darius.

woodvsmurph1 votes

I Renekton that ain't the only one she can't snowball blindly

Noxja2 votes

i am main Darius and yes Riven is a hard matchup i hate riven lol

Maximum Morde1 votes

Be cuz ur a girl and girls weak.

Jayrises13 votes

Actually, according to my research Tanks do a lot of damage.

For an example, see Stalingrad

Brain Errör 4041 votes

This... is referencing WW2 right? Cause that's what I found when I searched it up. I don't wanna be too far off base here.

Snowplosion1 votes

Yes it is. It was Russia's last stand against the Nazi invasion. After the Russian victory the started to push Nazi forces out from Russian territory.

Brain Errör 4041 votes

I never knew much about WW2 tbh, that was a good history lesson. Learn something new everything.

Tychusfindlay9197 votes

{quoted}

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/019/a/a/dunkmaster_darius_by_kiwiibuns-d5s02qe.jpg

Stay back, ima dunk ya!

Depictions of darius in any manner other than the manly fucker he is should be downvoted to oblivion.

MasterChief1072 votes

This is the shittiest post I've ever seen. lata bitch.[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Brain Errör 4043 votes

Cy@

NightmareAmazoX1 votes

Go Ryze first time and you'll beat darius [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

ReZisT Lust1 votes

I like stormraiders renekton

Brain Errör 4041 votes

This post is now perfection. I would like to ask everyone to stop upvoting.

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