Riven mains drinking game (Alcohol poisoning death might ensue).

Drink whenever in a stream/replay/game/whatever a riven player loses turret first unless the jungler comes to help or the team is blatantly steamrolling so it doesn't matter what's happening since even a full attack speed soraka could be winning.

I wonder how many turrets do they still need to lose before they will realize with their thick skulls that you have to build tiamat as first item and having santvicious/riven main calling you a hardstuck bronze noob isn't a valid reason for being a deadweight burden for your team. Literally out of touch with reality and completely lacking self awareness.

They are basically like the american audience when they refused to buy a 1/3 lbs burger for a lower price in favor of the 1/4 lbs mcdonalds burger for a higher price (same meat quality) thinking that a 1/4 was more meat. Or square enix: free money? EEEWW, fuck that.. (*releases "FF"13, 15 and shitty worthless no effort mobile remasters instead of an actual Final Fantasy or remaking revenant wings for PC as an RTS riding the wave of popularity they had a couple of years ago)

More farm, pressure, lane safety and turret protection? Fuck that man! adc is overpowered! noob jungler never gank! ninja tabis broken item! tanks no skill noob champion! 1v1 me at baron noob... (*riot hears their cries and nerfs ninja tabi screwing all the tanks/bruisers in the meanwhile...)

*flashes lv7 mastery and hops away