Corrupt a buff (corrupt a wish)

Dayfury·Mar 15, 2015·5 votes·2,158 views

say a buff, then the next person somehow turns it into a nerf e.g. person 1: i wish karthus was manaless

person 2: granted, but so is everyone else

39 Comments

SmknWdlMar 15, 20151 votes

I wish that Kassadin ult was a full map range.

kitcat300Mar 15, 20151 votes

Not enough mana to cast

Skillsh0tN00bMar 15, 20152 votes

Granted. Ult now has the same cooldown as TF's ult and has 4 non-decaying stacks from the get go.

I wish that AP Ez was buffed to OP levels.

warpenguin555Mar 15, 20151 votes

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Granted. Ult now has the same cooldown as TF's ult and has 4 non-decaying stacks from the get go.

I wish that AP Ez was buffed to OP levels.

Granted, but to compensate an AP version of thornmail was added to the game along with kassadin and galio suddenly becoming super popluar mid laners to counter him.

I wish Lux could get her mana costs lowered, and a sexy new skin :)

YOLO420SWAGSCOPEMar 15, 20151 votes

Every one of her abilities now has a .75s delay as a ''compensation buff''

toe thiefMar 16, 20151 votes

Granted, but now her ult's range is 550 and her Q duration is reduced to .01.

I wish Bard 's Magical Journey can be cast at full range without having to aim at a wall.

Klatn YeloxMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but using Magical Journey automatically pulls Bard into the portal, no matter how far away it is.

toe thiefMar 17, 20151 votes

Actually, that sounds awesome.

Klatn YeloxMar 17, 20151 votes

Lol it sounds awesome, but this means you can no longer bait enemies into the portal so you can go the other way, or set one up before hand to enter just as it dies. It guarantees the enemy will have time to follow you, so the only thing that you can do with it beside moving yourself and everyone else is possibly set a trap on the other side.

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but Ezreal can only play with Master Yi Support.

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but he can only do it once per game.

krawkawMar 15, 20151 votes

If you are referring to his ap scalinngs, Granted. All spells cost 100 mana

SpecterVonBarenMar 15, 20151 votes

I wish Nautilus could Q through minions.

Killer of PorosMar 15, 20151 votes

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I wish could Q through minions.

Nidalees q can also go through minions as well

I want panth to be resourceless

YOLO420SWAGSCOPEMar 15, 20154 votes

Riven is now resourceless as well... oh wait

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but so is Katarina.

The Chain WarderMar 16, 20151 votes

Granted, but Panth's energy costs are so high that that he cannot perform a full combo with his abilities.

2000boxesMar 18, 20151 votes

energy is a resource resourceless means everything is free oh wait you are probably one of those people who think only being able to use 4-5 abilities in 1 cycle is still spammable because having over 1000 mana when abilities cost around 60 mana won't let you spam more abilities

The Chain WarderMar 18, 20151 votes

Relax. Yes, I misinterpreted "resourceless" to mean "manaless." No, I didn't imply any of those other beliefs you accuse me of. XD You want me to adjust my previous comment? Alright, Pantheon's cooldowns on Q-W-E are all 30 seconds.

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but so can Blitzcrank .

KoddaMar 15, 20151 votes

Draven doesn't have to catch his axes and do 100% of his AD at level 1.

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but his AD is capped at 100.

toe thiefMar 16, 20151 votes

I wish Aatrox 's blood well doesn't have a cooldown.

Thresh Outta FuxMar 16, 20151 votes

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I wish 's blood well doesn't have a cooldown.

Granted, but now Sion 's passive.

I wish Leblanc Riven LeeSin Nidalee Fizz JarvanIV Kalista Lissandra RekSai Zed were nerfed to the ground, and then removed from the game. Thusly stealthbuffing all other champions.

DoomsdayFoMar 16, 20151 votes

Granted, but now all champions not removed are also nerfed to the ground

I want jax to be able to have his counterstrike up at all times

Thresh Outta FuxMar 16, 20151 votes

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Granted, but now all champions not removed are also nerfed to the ground

I want jax to be able to have his counterstrike up at all times

That's fine by me. Playing League of Foam Weapons would make for much more interesting matches than League of 20-30 minute games.

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but his counterstrike only works on Urgot.

toe thiefMar 16, 20156 votes

Granted, but all other champions are now removed. You can only play as minions and Urgot.

DoomsdayFoMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted but urgot he needs to attend to urgod business all the time and he cant be played anymore

I wish ranked was easier :'(

toe thiefMar 17, 20151 votes

Granted, but whenever you solo-queue, you will lose before 10 minutes and your k/d/a will read 1/33/7

I wish I didn't stop playing Dota 2.

Laughing FishMar 17, 20151 votes