Take your main on a social outing...

I take him to a gardening store, he says he could want to plant some fruit and vegetables. At least he's hoping he doesn't plant his shrooms by accident in his own house. ^^; 2 months later he invites me for lunch and makes me a salad with what he grew. It was delicious, even if the "Mushroom joke" he pulled off made me skip a heart beat...

And since I want to avoid the obvious, gonna do my 2nd mains as well.

She takes me to a gun store to test out all sorts of weapons in their firing range. I think I might had smacked my face with the butt of a gun due to recoil since I have no experience with weapons. I end up back home with a tissue on my bleeding nose.

After the initial awkwardness of her finding out I am nothing but a rabid fanboy, we decide to just walk around aimlessly while discussing plans on how to bury the world in ice.

Sorry, apaprently we aren't allowed to post 'that' kind of material on Boards... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Heading to a football game (hope Sion doesn't get too rowdy...). Oh, did we miss the train? Not a problem! Just hop on his back and we're off! https://i.imgflip.com/1750w7.jpg

Assuming nothing angers her, I believe we would have a great time.

I don't main any of these guys, I just think this is what would happen on said outing.

Absolutely enthralled, and has no idea why.

We have a tea party. Perhaps I would enjoy that if I was, I dunno, eight?

Go to a tavern and drinks... Goats milk.

Dies.

After a lot of arguing, we finally agree to take the bus.

He still doesn't get that I want a million bucks NOW with NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

Carefully avoids small talk.

I think we've done that already.

Went lawyer hunting.

We go to a bank and come out rich.. Several people dead, but still rich

We get away without a trace

instead of classical music, i'll show her now-day music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15dek8aTfNs

2 ways this can go

1. I get eaten, the end
2. I ride on her back during a glorious rampage through town. She starts off normal colored, and by the end, is Eternum Red with blood.

We go camping. Though I might need to buy a new tent for the occasion.