The next three children you'll have are named after your highest mastery champs

nami tf·5/17/2017, 11:33:37 PM·11 votes·1,207 views

What will their personalities be like?

How much are they going to be bullied in school?

EDIT: mine are Soraka, Poppy, and Nasus (I think - haven't logged on in a while). RIp the boy named Nasus, unless it's a girl whom I'll name Susan).

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ZedUsanGovos5/18/2017, 12:36:25 PM5 votes

Zed, Talon, and Lux... o shit my kids boutta get hella popular in school. Maybe not Lux. But Zed and Talon, def.

IceKingChernobog5/18/2017, 3:26:02 AM3 votes

Funny because i was supposed to name my newborn newphew and i wanted to name him Alistar since he was my highest ranked support....BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO.....my brother and his wife decided to name him with out me ;___;

4th Chiming Lamb5/18/2017, 1:36:02 AM3 votes

Rek'Sai, Udyr, and Gnar. I'm assuming that nobody will know where they got their names from just from hearing them?

Considering that the Sora/Riku generation is in school right now, 'Reksai' would be considered an odd name, but not horrible. She would probably only get bullied for it in middle school. I don't know how 'Rek' would be as a nickname, probably badass!

Udyr isn't that bad of a name to begin with. He'd have a 'unique' name on paper.

Gnar will be bullied.

Imagine how someone named Heimerdinger would have to explain his name, though...

"Sir, would you please spell your name?"

"I am afraid that it cannot be spelled properly in your language, sir!"

"Spell it anyway."

"It also cannot be spelled in my language, sir!"

Who is Taliyah5/18/2017, 10:45:41 AM2 votes

Taliyah Janna Nami

Pretty decent names [zombie-brand-clap]

Poske5/18/2017, 1:58:50 PM1 votes

Why would nasus be bullied? Poopy definetly but nasus? noseus? idk

Prestige AkaIi5/18/2017, 5:42:17 PM1 votes

Akali, Fiora and Taliyah.

I love all of those names but my favourite's taliyah.

Dárk Magician5/18/2017, 7:00:19 PM1 votes

Shyvana, leona, aatrox well fuck [slayer-jinx-unamused]

zaire905/18/2017, 8:02:27 PM1 votes

Katarina, Fiora, Bard thats pretty alright

Lyndris5/18/2017, 8:21:05 PM1 votes

SO i'ma use the champs i play now, as my high masteries are moot now.

We will start with Luxanna, which is a name i rather enjoy. I think she'd be a quite, nerdy, cute one. She would most likely be shy but not overly. Probably gonna be the easiest to raise.

Then Xayah, another name i like but would probably get bullied for, which she would over react to. She'd be the handful, getting in trouble and not listening. Would probably be the most popular due to the "bad girl" attitude. Easily the hardest to raise.

And Yi, which would get him bullied. I'd start him in akido and ty kwon do, for the "master" and to help temper the anger issue i could see him having. pretty easy going smallest but closest friend group.

figold6665/18/2017, 8:54:27 PM1 votes

My mains are Swain, Urgot, and Mordekaiser.

Swain would be a cool kid. A little bit of a nerd, but not a person to picked on. He would have straight A's and would hate anything recreational, hence his birthday parties being awkward as fuck.

Urgot would get bullied a lot, and his voice would probably scare away any nice people. Like in game, he would probably grow up to become a bully and make people feel extremely annoyed.

Mordekaiser would be popular with girls as long as his nickname was morde. He might get bullied when he is younger, but he would show the bullies up later in his life.

I WILL TROLL YOU5/18/2017, 9:12:01 PM1 votes

Teemo

Teemo the 2nd

Teemo the 3rd

Teemo the 4th

... Teemo the 666th and so forth.

Dasdi965/18/2017, 10:33:47 PM1 votes

Let's see here: Annie: That is quite a nice girl name. Nami: Not the most common name, but is decent for a girl. Leona: Also a rather nice girl name. If I get a boy then he is probably screwed.

Melledoneus5/19/2017, 4:08:25 AM1 votes

Shen, my boy, you will grow up to do great things.

Talon, Aatrox. I am disappointed in you two.

SpookyNeedle5/19/2017, 4:10:12 AM1 votes

I'm not tryna deal with 3 little girls. 1 is enough 0:

IlluminatiJoe5/19/2017, 11:30:07 AM1 votes

Cho'Gath, Vel'Koz, Aatrox, i have no words...

Meep Man5/19/2017, 12:49:06 PM1 votes

Bard, Illaoi, and Tahm Kench if I recall correctly (Veigar might slip in there, but not sure)

Tahm and Bard are probably fine. Tahm is gonna need to lay off on the snacks though and Bard is not going to be playing his trumpet at night. Illaoi is the older sister that crushes the heads of those who bully her brothers between her thighs, so at least I don't have to worry about that.

Lapis5/17/2017, 11:46:48 PM1 votes

Nami, Lux, and Lulu. Lulu's golden, Nami's a decent name as well. Lux, well, I guess her actual name is Luxanna and could go by Anna instead if she wants a normal name?

morayshark5/31/2017, 2:51:07 AM1 votes

darius soraka nasus, oh boy

i have a bad feeling about this,

wait, this threads dea-runs away

EvilUnicornLord5/18/2017, 12:12:18 AM1 votes

Poppy at Mastery 6 (Because I love making dash-heavy skirmishers hate themselves) Tristana at Mastery 5 (from the ancient days when I played ADC) Taric at Mastery 5 (When I figured out Ancient Coin is OP on Taric and spam-played him to death)

I fear for the child who will be called "opium". You can make a ton of nicknames out of Tristana (Tristy, Tristcakes, etc.) Taric will be... I don't know.

N Komaeda5/18/2017, 10:38:32 AM1 votes

Thresh, Tahm Kench and Morgana.

I mean, Morgana ain't all that bad, but Thresh and T a h m K e n c h... I felt sorry for my kids even before I decided to want kids.

IPromiseTomorrow5/18/2017, 1:21:51 PM1 votes

how about Azir Yasuo Thresh

Azir could totally mop the floor with anyone in terms of aristocratic wit and endless proverbs of life and Shurima so he;s fine he's cool he's not getting bullied.

Yasuo is that kid i would hate to take care of. He'd probably he competent like Azir yet he'd be doing things without telling me, and he would be following his wants a irresponsibly. As long as he doesn't jail i don't expect him to be a justified serial killer.

Thresh instantly back off if you're not his friend. As a parent im teaching that kid manners I'm teaching him that whips are not allowed. I know he'll listen to that but he's still going to find some way to be a demonic reaper of a child. But in the end he;ll willingly support me (even if he doesn't want to) because it's his nature (support lyfe ftw)