Ya know what i just realized
I still to this day have no idea why people hate bard. I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE
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At first we hated bard cause he was a worthless "insta lose your game if you got him on your team". Now, i hate him cause despite being a "caretaker" riot buffed his dmg so he's a freaking assassin kill lane sup now. Seeing him waddle around with that smugg fukin face 
and the turn around and Q auto ignite burst me kinda tilts the shit out of me.
Because, during matches, players tried to write Bard love letters, but, unfortunately, his mother intercepted those chat messages, and never showed them to Bard, until he became engaged with ano- wait what are we talking about?
I dont hate bard. he's just pretty annoying. (Especially since it feels sort of inevitable that he'll get mid lane-level damage with a full tank build, as you cant see his chimes and thus cant prevent him from stacking them to infinity and beyond.)
because most bard players are terrible
also the dude whining about his damage is boosted, leave him be