How screwed is the country?
every time he screws something up that would send the country into massive issues. He would just rewind it and try something else.
So, actually pretty good.
HEALTH CARE AND BANANERS
: Supports gay rights
United States of DRAVEN
its open season year round ^^
Secret Service would have so much fun following him around the world as he's gotta get his chimes.
You want to declare war do you? AMERICA!!!
How about now? What's that? Too evaporated to tell me? Yea that's what I thought bitch.
YOU ONLY NEED TO VOTE ONCE, FOOL!
Legalize gay marriage, bitches.
I LEGALIZE EVERYTHING!!!
"They say the world will end in fire... Wait, we got fire, yes?"
plots
Steal all the essences/souls of men so only women exist haha ;)
Dunno XD
The entire country is forced to submit to a totalitarian cult or is executed
So basically Communism
So half the time we've got an unintelligible toddler in charge, other half of the time we've got a rampaging monster in charge.
Well I guess we could throw him at [Insert enemy country] whenever he has a temper tantrum.
Sushi is illegal now? Aww..........
well......shit
Yeah.... We are pretty much screwed. :(
New Government department formed to create braille reports
YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME!
Proceeds to blow up Congress and Supreme Court.... then takes over the world while laughing maniacally
Welp, at least all of us will have voidlings... right?
This is my domain!
PETA becomes the largest organization in the world
On the one hand, strong leader.
On the other, she'd probably turn into a dragon and eat her competitors.
Oh well, HEIL SHYVANA!
: everything turns out ok
: zed allows everyone to practice their own beliefs... oh wait
: nothing changes
Is that a rocket in your presidential pocket?
Next JFK? *slightly better looking. 
The fortunate will be eradicated. Well then.
He would basically absorb every citizen's soul in the states.
