Champions in a Single Sentence! Part 3: Marksmen

zeskgames·5/20/2017, 11:55:52 PM·5 votes·422 views

Hey, hey, hey! Zesk here, back with another post describing every champ in the game in a single sentence! Today I'm tackling marksmen, lets get started! Ashe : All the world on 900 arrows a second. Caitlyn : They might as well replace the cupcakes with pictures of the challenger icon with the amount of times people step on these. Corki : I would say something smart if anyone played this guy. Draven : He crits for HOW MUCH? Ezreal : I can't tell if they're BMing or just calling out his name. Graves : Come in to melee range, I dare you. Jhin : If you ran away from him in a straight line, you deserved to die. Jinx : Not matter who you are, where you hide to recall, she, will, kill you. Kalista : Having a free smite and infinite dashes isn't annoying right, right? Kindred : I know its a they but we all know that lamb is in control of this relationship. KogMaw : Man, the Covenant will just except any alien that rolls up now huh. Lucian : That's what you get for having a functioning relationship in a VIDEO GAME! MissFortune : Apparently she can pull off a Cass ult if she goes around topless. Quinn : Flying in da 90s its the real way I like to be! Flying in da 90s. Sivir : You get a fidget spinner, you get a fidget spinner, everyone gets a fidget spinner! Tristana : How does she even hold her gun? Twitch : You go from getting 1v1'd by minions early to 1v9ing late game. Urgot : What are you exactly? Varus : Remember the lethailty buff, cuz I know Varus mains do. Vayne : Bot lane Riven, nuff said.

And FIN, I hope you liked it! Tell me if I missed anyone or if you have a suggestion for which class I should do next!

Edit: Completely forgot about the markswoman just released herp derp! Xayah: So we put a fizz E on a marksman that can super crit you AND recall her autos for double damage, this seems balanced

6 Comments

Fondling Gems5/20/2017, 11:57:08 PM2 votes

Ashe can only fire 15 arrows a second, 45 with a runaans. Lets not exaggerate here.

Noctkazaku5/21/2017, 12:20:46 AM1 votes

No Xayah?

Who is Taliyah5/21/2017, 12:21:54 AM1 votes

Did you do a mage or midlane part yet? If so, share the link please

4th Chiming Lamb5/21/2017, 1:52:20 AM1 votes

Xayah : My Rakan is trash, he just went Rakan for the combo / I'm trash, I just went Xayah for the combo

Kindred : Riot, why did you put an ass... on a lamb? Lamb isn't even in some weird human form. She's a lamb, with the lamb hooves, legs, fur, and face! And you put a fine ass on her, why? Am I a furry now? What-is-why-what-I'm confused...