Champions in a Single Sentence! Part 3: Marksmen
Hey, hey, hey! Zesk here, back with another post describing every champ in the game in a single sentence! Today I'm tackling marksmen, lets get started!
: All the world on 900 arrows a second.
: They might as well replace the cupcakes with pictures of the challenger icon with the amount of times people step on these.
: I would say something smart if anyone played this guy.
: He crits for HOW MUCH?
: I can't tell if they're BMing or just calling out his name.
: Come in to melee range, I dare you.
: If you ran away from him in a straight line, you deserved to die.
: Not matter who you are, where you hide to recall, she, will, kill you.
: Having a free smite and infinite dashes isn't annoying right, right?
: I know its a they but we all know that lamb is in control of this relationship.
: Man, the Covenant will just except any alien that rolls up now huh.
: That's what you get for having a functioning relationship in a VIDEO GAME!
: Apparently she can pull off a Cass ult if she goes around topless.
: Flying in da 90s its the real way I like to be! Flying in da 90s.
: You get a fidget spinner, you get a fidget spinner, everyone gets a fidget spinner!
: How does she even hold her gun?
: You go from getting 1v1'd by minions early to 1v9ing late game.
: What are you exactly?
: Remember the lethailty buff, cuz I know Varus mains do.
: Bot lane Riven, nuff said.
And FIN, I hope you liked it! Tell me if I missed anyone or if you have a suggestion for which class I should do next!
Edit: Completely forgot about the markswoman just released herp derp!
: So we put a fizz E on a marksman that can super crit you AND recall her autos for double damage, this seems balanced