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Alotopatomus7 votes

He is. He just has low mobility.

Tormentula38 votes

Look, when your internet provider is mcdonalds, playing vel'koz is worse than playing azir. Skillshots are hard with happymealping

Mecha MaIphite9 votes

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Look, when your internet provider is mcdonalds

at that point playing garen is pretty difficult

50000000000000002 votes

picks Heimerdinger

Velzard of Koz2 votes

You may have a ping but your turrets don't. OP strategy.

Chembaron Yamada26 votes

Hey, at least you get a toy with your ping. You..... you get a toy, right?

Jet Sett8 votes

I actually used to play with McDonald's wifi when my power was out for 3 months.

Only Play Darius4 votes

Damn, 3 months without any power but still finds a way to play League. Silver linings I guess.

Jet Sett1 votes

Yeah, we were moving but there was a MAJOR miscommunication about the power bill or some other. So our new house had power and our apartment was in the dark. I also didn't really get to know anyone in the complex because I knew we were gonna move again (we've moved 4 times in 4 years but stayed in the same state at least) so taking the laptop to McDonald's was the only way to entertain myself after they put cameras in the laundry room.

Only Play Darius1 votes

That's a much better situation than I had in my head, I assumed it was recovery from a natural disaster or something similar which would have entailed other hardships as well. lol they wouldn't let you use your laptop in the laundry room of the complex you were a resident of?

Jet Sett1 votes

Well they didn't want residents to use the outlets in there because we didn't pay for that electricity. I had to charge my laptop in order to use it because the battery was poor, so I did for awhile until they went and established cameras to prevent it. Though the weirdest part was playing Dota 2 and just casually trying to avoid small talk while people gave me curious looks and folded underwear.

Troll for Trump2 votes

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Otherworldz6 votes

Absurd amounts of true damage? Check

Absurd range? Check

Free mana regen? Check

Absurd base damages with decent scaling? check

Vel'Koz is an excellent laner with strong team fight potential. He is honestly sleeper OP but not enough people play him, and pro players are too much into LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, and Cassiopeia to take the time to learn him or utilize him in pro play.

Wheatloaf2 votes

You're not wrong, but you have to remember that Vel'Koz isn't just immobile, he has a channeled ultimate. This isn't as big a deal as people make it out to be in soloQ, but it's a massive weakness in pro play. He's also not actually that great of a laner, given he lacks real kill threat until level 6, and 1v1 scenarios are when his opponent can devote the most attention to avoiding his skillshots.

He's still really good right now, so if he's your type of champion, don't hesitate to pick him up. //shamelessplug

Nicktoons2 votes

He's not a safe pick so him becoming a pro champ is impossible. he's one of the few champions who are actually balanced and thats a terrible thing for pro players

Wheatloaf2 votes

He's actually popped up in pro play a few times when mid lane has been in a particularly good spot. He'll likely never be a competitive pick/ban, but he could eventually carve out a place as a decent pocket pick for some players.

Velzard of Koz7 votes

Everything's true but

Free mana regen? Check

How? If you mean his Q you have to align three enemies in row and have them low enough to execute them but not low enough to be killed by your minions first in order for it to work like Mana regen. Not really free.

That's like saying Rakan has free full-enemy-team charm.

DrCyanide3 votes

Click on the icon for adding a champion portrait to a comment and type "Lee Sin". You'll get two hits: LeeSin Nidalee

If you stop at "Lee S" you get Shen as well.

Stand in my X1 votes

why? lol

shen doesnt have an L

nidalee doesnt have an S

Marshbouy1 votes

That's really bizarre. typing "spooky ghosts" in the item selection brings item 3092

Duke Dryfocker2 votes

He is ez

CatchMyDaggers1 votes

no he is not

Marshbouy2 votes

TFW this is a joke but it turned into a debate about if Vel'Koz is easy or difficult.

Velzard of Koz1 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears] Still better than comments being disabled due to political debate...

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