Give me the Uncommon Ships

The Aqualious··6 votes·1,583 views

Let unfavored love bloom

Sejuani x Olaf

Taliyah x Ekko

Pantheon x Diana

Ezreal x Caitlyn

Soraka x Bard

YOUR TURN! [slayer-jinx-wink]

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Maximum Zilean5 votes

Shaco Shaco

He hooks up with his clone

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Zed Zed

Glory ln Death4 votes

Sion x Vi They enjoy wandering through the countryside, causing unwarranted chaos and beating people up (although sometimes Sion takes it a bit too far...)

hoes and bows4 votes

New Vision ship confirmed?

Glory ln Death4 votes

And people say love is blind!

Oleandervine2 votes

I ship: {{Champion:44}} and Garen Garen is much more sexier than Ezreal, and he knows how to give a good sword some justice. Plus, Taric has a major crush on him. Tectonic pressure crush.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

If Taric has a crush on Garen, why does he flirt with Diana?...

"Who could have thought the aspect of the moon could be so beautiful?" -Actual in-game taunt by Taric to Diana

Also, they're both aspects of Mount Targon and both exiles.

Taric + Diana canon stuff, bro.

Oleandervine1 votes

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If Taric has a crush on Garen, why does he flirt with Diana?...

"Who could have thought the aspect of the moon could be so beautiful?" -Actual in-game taunt by Taric to Diana

Also, they're both aspects of Mount Targon and both exiles.

Taric + Diana canon stuff, bro.

Just cause he calls her beautiful doesn't make him straight, nor does it make it a flirt. In fact, it's a bit of a backhanded compliment. Plus, In his lore pages for the Targon event, Garen was mentioned as his close friend, and in his visions of failure, he wept as he cut Garen down from being chained to Noxus' gate. To me, that kind of attachment speaks more than friendship, but that's just me.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Question, if Garen was mentioned as a close friend in the lore pages (I know, I read it) then why isn't Garen considered a friend on Taric's page?

It's because, being an exile, they are friends no longer. Perhaps if Taric was still Demacian they'd be bros, but he's more "Targonian" he never shuts up about the mountain in the game and only occasionally mentions Demacia because it brings back bad memories.

In any case, you say Taric + Garen, I say Taric + Diana, we respect our different points of view, and the 'ships don't really matter because this is Valoran's Institute of War not Match.com.

hoes and bows2 votes

Braum xSoraka Karthus xMordekaiser

Dunkrius2g2 votes

Darius x Lux

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Happy-sunshine-and-rainbows gal and bloodshed-and-war guy?

I can see why this is an uncommon 'ship.

Mimy1 votes

Sona + LeeSin

Vaydrin1 votes

no, LeeSin + LeeSin

Glory ln Death6 votes
hoes and bows3 votes

Try LeeSin ing to your heart, actually that can work http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50079GH271qfggsro6_250.gif

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I don't approve of the Taric +Ezreal 'ship (probably because there's at least three instances proving Ez+Lux to be a canon ship, Taric looks about a decade older than Ezreal, and judging by the new secret taunts they gave the beefy support To Diana: "I never thought the aspect of the moon could be so beautiful." it seems like he's straight.

But the killer point that this 'ship is garbarge (pardon my french) is...

Ok, so I was playing Taric in Hexakill when I noticed the enemy team had Debonair Ez. At the start of the match, I put in /all chat Taric : Yo Ez, you call that a mane? Your hair doesn't hold a candle to these locks. Riven : TELLEM BOI! Ezreal : SHUT UP!

That's prolly what'd happen if the two ever met.

EDIT: I meant Diana, not Leona, got the two mixed up.

The Aqualious1 votes

Secret taunt? Tell me more

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

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Secret taunt? Tell me more

Many champs have unique taunts when they taunt other champions (it's mostly the newer champs, but dates back to Garen's rework).

Just some examples: AurelionSol taunts Amumu : I'm overwhelmed by an emotion when you are not around, it's called "happiness". Karthus jokes to Sion : Sion, I highly recommend death at this point. Garen taunts Darius : Darius, eat your heart out! Taric taunts Varus : Are you even wearing pants?!? Tristana taunts Rumble : Eyes on the enemy, Rumble.

There's also stuff they say when you buy things commonly built on them. Tristana buying item 3087 : Oh look, I'm a shock trooper! Ekko buying item 3115 : I'm fighting... with a tooth?!?

There's also some for specific skins Mecha Zero Sion taunts Poppy : Mine is bigger than yours! AurelionSol taunts Dragon Trainer Tristana (but more to Riggle than Trist): Oh come on, have a little self-respect! Omega Squad Teemo buying item 3157 : Coulda saved a lot of good men with this...

And some for when someone does something specific. Twitch steps on Caitlyn's trap: Doh, it's not even stale yet!

Needless to say, there's a lot of secret taunts. You can run a youtube search for "[League champ] secret interactions" if you want to find more.

The Aqualious1 votes

I knew that much, just who was taunting who, I read it and wasn't sure if it was Leona taunting Diana or someone else

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

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I knew that much, just who was taunting who, I read it and wasn't sure if it was Leona taunting Diana or someone else

It was Taric taunting Diana. The Leona + Diana 'ship's baloney, read the lore. -_-

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/site/mount-targon/

The Aqualious1 votes

Read it, thank you, sorry for confusion

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

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Read it, thank you, sorry for confusion

Thank you for saying thank you and not being absolutely toxic like half the League Community.

The Aqualious1 votes

Of course, plus Canadian, kinda programmed too

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Lol

Glory ln Death1 votes

The "secret" taunt is to Diana, not Leona (who is the aspect of the sun, not the moon).

The Aqualious1 votes

So riot ships the moon and sun?

Glory ln Death2 votes

From Taric to Diana. So, it at least seems like someone at Riot ships those two.

łnśane1 votes

Lissandra xNunu Karma xLeeSin MissFortune xLucian MasterYi xFiora Fizz xNami Twitch xUrgot Tristana xTeemo Leblanc xMalzahar

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

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Lissandra xNunu Karma xLeeSin MissFortune xLucian MasterYi xFiora Fizz xNami Twitch xUrgot Tristana xTeemo Leblanc xMalzahar

No, she's 100+ years and he's a kid.

Probably, both wise and studious Ionians.

Perhaps, they did meet before.

Fiora doesn't really like other weaponmasters, seeing them as rivals.

Maybe.

Twitch is a literal rat, Urgot is ugly, but not a rodent.

It's more Rumble and Teemo both vie for the affections of Trist (and I think Trist likes Rumble more, judging from her unique interactions and denial of any 'ship between her and satan Teemo).

Le Blanc prolly isn't interested in Malzahar's prophecies since they do herald the fall of Noxus (and everywhere else).

Your username rings true.

łnśane1 votes

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No, she's 100+ years and he's a kid.

Probably, both wise and studious Ionians.

Perhaps, they did meet before.

Fiora doesn't really like other weaponmasters, seeing them as rivals.

Maybe.

Twitch is a literal rat, Urgot is ugly, but not a rodent.

It's more Rumble and Teemo both vie for the affections of Trist (and I think Trist likes Rumble more, judging from her unique interactions and denial of any 'ship between her and satan Teemo).

Le Blanc prolly isn't interested in Malzahar's prophecies since they do herald the fall of Noxus (and everywhere else).

Your username rings true.

Lul Im just doing uncommon ships XD only Miss fortune x Lucian and Lee sin x Karma is the ones I like xD!

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I get that, just proving/disproving the legitimacy of 'ships.

łnśane1 votes

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I get that, just proving/disproving the legitimacy of 'ships.

How come you're only "proving/disproving" my ships? Like I came here to have fun yet you're here doing so to my ships. I didn't know I had to be serious in this particular trend. What about everyone else? [slayer-jinx-unamused]

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

You can still support those ships. I'm just saying that, in the canon universe that Runeterra takes place, they probably wouldn't occur.

łnśane1 votes

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You can still support those ships. I'm just saying that, in the canon universe that Runeterra takes place, they probably wouldn't occur.

Again Im just here having fun I in no way support these ships nor do I care for them. I just put people together based on their ults like Lissandra xNunu or how they deal with poison and how they look Urgot xTwitch If I was serious you would have seen Jinx and Ekko. I'm pretty sure in this thread "canon universe" does not apply hence why you see most people here having weird like "ships". Maybe I wouldn't feel annoyed by your comment if you replied to everyone else? I hate being singled out when it seems everyone else is doing the same thing

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Then it wouldn't really be ship, it would gameplay mechanics.

Once again, your username rings true.

łnśane1 votes

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Then it wouldn't really be ship, it would gameplay mechanics.

Once again, your username rings true.

"your username rings true" LOL ok I give up [slayer-jinx-catface]

Blazingflares1 votes

I dunno, saw this once; Veigar x Syndra

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Veigar+Lulu and Syndra+Zed makes a little more sense.

Blazingflares1 votes

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Veigar+Lulu and Syndra+Zed makes a little more sense.

yeah i know, but i saw it once im not sure why they made it but i saw it

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I know you know, just saying that Veigar and Zed dissaprove that fanship.

Palmeiras SerieB1 votes

Kennen + anything

Nobody ships Kennen

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Judging by Kennen's character, he's probably perfectly happy being single. Oh, his character? Here's an interview they did concerning his visit to one of Sona's concerts: "It was very good I found myself being carried far away to a magical and serene place which for me is quite different than what I am normally used to seeing since I must be ready at all times to unleash the fury of the tempest upon those who would bring imbalance to our world of harmony in all things oh I’m sorry I was talking about Sona’s performance oh yes she was delightful I found myself drifting off on a sea of bliss and tranquility which is so uncommon since being part of the Kinkou requires me to be ready at all times should I be called upon..."

And I don't think Veigar, Rumble, or Teemo would like that fan art. But hey, that's fanships for you.

Sonicblaster331 votes

Poppy x Garen

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

If you know anything about Poppy's W and R, you'd know she's League's resident Friend-zoner.

Lee-Sin/Jax/Rengar/etc. jumps out of brush and smacks face on force field. Poppy: "I like you, but only as a friend." Ults

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