I've Got a Little List
As sometimes it may happen that a guilty must be found I've got a little list — I've got a little list Of my fellow noobie players who might well be Iron V And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's the Riven building lethal and then diving 1v5 All ADs with Heal who won't even try to save your life All Lux Supps who build Rabadon and all game just spam laugh All Junglers who will never gank, making the lane so rough And autofill trolls who on stealing your lane will insist They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
[Minions] He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed
There's the Yas and Zed and Vayne main and the others of their race And the ranked queue firt-time-ist — I've got him on the list! And the midlaner who never roams but shoves his lane whole days They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone All online games but this and every region but his own And the assasin player guy who is trying to be supp And who likes to steal every kill, but does not light up the map And that singular anomaly, the meta deny-ist I don't think he'd be missed — I'm sure he'd not be missed!
[Minions] He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed
And that Nasus farming toplane who just now has joined his team The late-game 'pologist — I've got him on the list! Then when all the lanes are losing all he does is flame and scream I don't think he'd be missed — I'm sure he'd not be missed!
Then the lucker who gets penta and flashes Mastery 6 Players chatting all game and comparing size of their pricks And the BMers who refuse to end Nexus at low health And flashy and safe assasins who will one-shot out of stealth And that challenger wannabe who tries to play like a beast I don't think he'd be missed — I'm sure he'd not be missed!
[Minions] He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed