Legal Issues involving Mordekaiser and Balance

Greetings Pentakill fans. Long-time listeners remember back when Mordekaiser's act was indie in S1 and earlier. You probably remember how many more skulls he smashed on stage and how many fans ended up pinkish smears on the roadside. Back then enemy champions had much less legal MOBILITY. Ever since signing onto a big-time record deal, his brutality has severely decreased. Pentakill's legal experts released the following conversation.

: What the $@(& is this? I have to let the enemies choose whether or not I kill them? : Yep. Says right here that they have to sign a consent form. Melee attacks, blowing escape cooldowns, running out of mana, and half-health jungler ganks all count as signing the consent form. : @^&+ this. I want to fight on my own terms. : I just want S2 to come back. Olaf does too. : ..! : Sona's right, where the &#$% is our drummer?! : Huff huff HEY GUYS I JUST GOT BACK FROM S5 BETA. THERE'S A NEW RECORD DEAL WITH RIGHTEOUS GLORY. LETS ME AXE ON MY OWN TERMS.

Righteous Glory Recipe: Catalyst + Band of Remorse

Grants Health, Mana and Regeneration Active: Grants +60% MS to you and nearby allies when moving towards enemies for 2 seconds. When this speed boost ends, it emits a shockwave, slowing nearby enemy champions by 80% for one second.

: ...Tune up. It's time to shred.