No League of Legends team is safe from team 20orbe20d

Summoners of the Rift,

It is with great pride and excitement that I present to you 20orbe20d, the most fearsome team in League of Legends. Iron 4 shidders and mage support mains beware our gamesense and technical prowess. Since the dawn of season 3 we have been grinding in the bottom ranks of the game to forge our skills in the fires of rando all-chat flame. An endless onslaught of feeding Yasuo and Riven mains with fragile egos has galvanized our bonds as e-teammates and enlightened us to the intricacies of not just the multiplayer online battle arena itself, but the community that plays it day in and day out.

What is our goal as a team? Simply: to reach for the greatest heights in all of League of Legends competitive ranked play: Gold rank or higher in flex queue. Beyond that? Challenjour. We seek opponents of all shapes and sizes to test our 3rd eye macrogame strategies and refined micromechanics. We can say with confidence we will defeat any band of rag-tag challengers from the League of Legends boards or subreddit, regardless of rank.

And now, a little about ourselves as players. Our team is 6 members strong, consisting of AlwaysInYourBase, NeverInYourBase, Pee Pee Pants, Poo Poo Pants, KingSeanIII, and ggotitans. All of us are seasoned veterans of the game and fearsome solo/duo players in our own right. We play all kinds of roles including top lane, middle lane, jungler, support, adc, fighter, assassin, marksman, mage support, and many more. All of us are versatile and can cover any role or lane assignment, and some of us even own all the champions, so good luck trying to target ban our most played champs; all of us can be passable on almost any champ in the game.

You may be thinking this is just a joke, but I assure you it is not. This is a serious challenge to all self-proclaimed League of Legends players out there lurking this board instead of playing the game. We want to play against you and beat you into submission. We will bruise your fragile egos and smash them upon the rocks of the rift like brittle glass. We want to invade your jungles and push your towers. We want a shot at the greatest players of all time like Michael Santana and Voyboy. Give us a chance and we will rock your world. Believe it.