League of Logic: Apply logic/logic-based changes to any champion/item, for better or worse.
I'll start with 3 examples:
Because stars are big and deadly, his stars now cover the entire map and are insta-kill. Have fun.
Since they are the ultimate kill-stealers, Kindred will teleport to anyone who is about to die and take the kill credit and gold.
It literally has infinite edges, making it too heavy for anyone to hold.
Carrying that much ammunition and explosives weighs Jinx down a ton, making her have low movement speed. Also her revealing attire would leave her extremely vulnerable to Caitlyn's bullets and Jinx's own explosives.
Her abilities would actually blind people. Also instakills Zed and Nocturne
Would be unaffected by Teemo or Quinn's blinds.
Unstoppable onslaught would actually be unstoppable.
Instakills Zyra and Maokai
Instakills Brand, Blitzcrank and Orianna
A monkey of that size would have difficulty standing on two feet all the time, let alone fight with martial arts.
The only way he can gain speed is if he rolled down a hill
Would actually be unkillable to most champions because killing a child is morally wrong. Very wrong. Tibbers would also come out whenever an enemy champion attacked her because Tibbers is her guardian.
being alive for thousands of years would have had at least one person willing to make friends
Legs that small to a body that big is not physically possible. He would get his legs crushed
Would be able to eat all the smaller champions with ease and be able to eat Nami like sushi
Would literally be the size of a mountain, making him the only thing he could see. Any ability of his would be catastrophic due to his immense size
would be useless during the day.