The Sion Main's Creed

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is my champion. There are many like him, but he is mine.

is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

Without me, is useless. Without , I am useless. I must fire my E true. I must Q faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he runs from me. I will...

and I know that what counts in war is not the minions we fire, the burst of our shield, nor the sound of our ult. We know that it is the slaughter that counts. We will kill...

is undead, and so am I, because he is my life. Thus, I will learn him as an OTP. I will learn his weaknesses, his strength, his abilities, his builds, his stats and his mechanics. I will keep my strong and viable, even as I am strong and viable. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Rito, I swear this creed. and I are the champions of the Rift. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the shapers of my rank.

So be it, until victory is Noxus' and there is no enemy, but only death!

(Parody of "The Rifleman's Creed", for those who aren't familiar)