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The Sion Main's Creed

Glory ln Death·2/15/2017, 6:07:10 PM·41 votes·3,224 views

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Sion is my champion. There are many like him, but he is mine.

Sion is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

Without me, Sion is useless. Without Sion, I am useless. I must fire my E true. I must Q faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he runs from me. I will...

Sion and I know that what counts in war is not the minions we fire, the burst of our shield, nor the sound of our ult. We know that it is the slaughter that counts. We will kill...

Sion is undead, and so am I, because he is my life. Thus, I will learn him as an OTP. I will learn his weaknesses, his strength, his abilities, his builds, his stats and his mechanics. I will keep my Sion strong and viable, even as I am strong and viable. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Rito, I swear this creed. Sion and I are the champions of the Rift. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the shapers of my rank.

So be it, until victory is Noxus' and there is no enemy, but only death!

(Parody of "The Rifleman's Creed", for those who aren't familiar)

20 Comments

Angrychickén2/15/2017, 8:35:52 PM12 votes

Take my upvote.

XeroKimo2/16/2017, 1:28:54 AM6 votes

I am the bone of my axe Steel is my body and fire is my blood I have trampled over a thousand people Only known to Death, Not Life. Have withstood pain to emerge many victories Yet, those wins will never mean anything So as I pray, unlimited COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!.

I got bored

Lord Galvatron2/16/2017, 5:01:53 AM6 votes

*Sigh.. I guess I jump on the wagon too.

Yorick is my champion. There is no one like him, and he is mine. Because, lets face it, who the %&$# else plays Yorick?

Yorick Is my only friend. After Riot's derelict hobos aka: the balance team, decided that there might be a possibility that someone on this planet might care about Yorick, It was love at first sight. I realized I mastered him after it took me only 1 week from never playing him to getting mastery lv 7. I also realized this because I managed to 1v2 a Diamond duo bot lane half asleep playing him.

Without me...blah blah blah, imma cut to the chase.

  1. MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN YOICK MORI, AND I'M THE FASTEST OBJECTIVE TAKER ALIVE.

  2. For the 100,000th time, it's a Shaolin Spade, not a shovel.

  3. I'm a ghost pimp. I let my ho's do the work for me.

  4. I still don't have a counter (unless you count full lethality Quinn, but the only person who was twisted enough to play that died in a bunker inside a mountain 72 years ago)

  5. I need more skins.

  6. I need more skins.

  7. Please give me more skins.

Busty Demoness2/16/2017, 12:28:17 AM2 votes

MissFortune version:

MissFortune is my champion. There are many like her, but she is mine.

MissFortune is my Waifu. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.

Without me, MissFortune is useless. Without MissFortune, I am useless. I must fire my Q true. I must W faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I will not hesitate to R the entire enemy team, showering them in a vicious assault of bullets, fire and maniacal laughter. I will...

MissFortune and I know that what counts in war is not the bosoms we show off, the fancy outfits, nor the sound of our laugh. We know that it is the wombo combo that counts. We will kill...

MissFortune is a hunter, and so am I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as an OTP. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her abilities, her builds, her stats and her mechanics. I will keep my MissFortune strong and viable, even as I am strong and viable. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Rito, I swear this creed. MissFortune and I are the champions of the Rift. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the shapers of my rank.

So be it, until victory is Bilgewater's and there is no enemy, but only death!

Lord Galvatron2/15/2017, 10:45:15 PM2 votes

I can relate to Sion. After playing with people not my skill level, both Sion and I are dead inside.

Red Silk2/16/2017, 12:51:28 AM1 votes

Can be repeated for yorick, well said tho O3O

TyrekGoldenspear2/16/2017, 12:21:45 AM1 votes

Ralanr get in here! This is the creed you need! Jump on the hype train before it leaves the station!

rengar vore2/15/2017, 11:11:51 PM1 votes

rework FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

Master Lycan2/16/2017, 11:42:49 AM1 votes

I for one, Propose we get all the Board Mains to make one of these... Tides of Blood, Malicious Metal, Tidal Tyrant, Ralanr, SonaxRubick, and maybe we can allow Laughing Fish to make a Garen one...

No...

That would be a terrible idea Kappa