Using items and abilities, make a champion follow the Oprah "Everyone gets X" meme.
For example,
with
and Luden's Echo.
"You get some lightning, and you get some lightning, and you get some lightning. EVERYBODY GETS SOME LIGHTNING!"
(Seriously though, I'd love to see a lulzy Yasuo lightning build)
you get a nerf you get a nerf
everybody gets a nerf!!!!
with
you get death, you get death, everybody dies!!!
AND YOU GET POISONED, AND YOU GET POISONED! EVERYBODY GETS POISONED!
YOU GET D.O.T.!
AND YOU GET A D.O.T.!
EVERYBODY GETS D.O.T.!
: "You get an axe! You get an axe!! EVERYONE GET'S AN AXE!!
You get a kill, you get a kill, everyone gets a kill!
(Except
You get a blink, and
You get... nothing really.

You get a heal! You get a heal! Everyone gets a--- [Soraka suddenly dies midway through healing]
You get an Acid Hunter, you get an Acid Hunter!
EVERYONE GETS AN ACID HUNTER!!!
You get Move Speed, and you get Move Speed. EVERYBODY GETS MOVE SPEED!