I want to make a league church

We will worship the almighty flying spaghetti monster and heed his high priest . is the adversary. We all feel like the worst sinners but were being too hard on ourselves. Not everyone can be . Most of us are a little whorish but not such bad people . If we have faith in we all can be saved dont dwell on life's hardships, nothing lasts forever bitch . When life gets tough don't get out knives . Don't build walls in your relationships . We gonna make it through to the great beyond, we gonna soar . Please join my church. Amen Sincerely,