If Soraka could drive an ambulance, we could call it "heals on wheels"

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If Evelynn could heal, that would be heals on heels. If Nami with item 3303 lands Ebb and Flow on both the enemy and an ally, that's heals on steals. If a young Alistar makes use of his passive right as he dies, that's heals on veals. Since Warlord's Bloodlust shares the passive effect with item 3087 and item 3094, that's heals on item 3086s. If you heal Viktor and Blitzcrank at the same time, that's heals on steels. If Janna uses Monsoon to knock away divers and assassins jumping onto your low health carry, that's heals on peels.

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Melledoneus16 votes
MasterOfMetaI1 votes

is that a jojo reference???

50000000000000001 votes

item 3190 got a rework because AURA AURA AURA AURA AURA was too strong

Melledoneus1 votes

I considered putting the other clip.

Let's just say an endless clip of Kira's head getting forcibly ripped around is not Boards material...

Epicurus7 votes

I prefer "the Banambulance" personally.

50000000000000003 votes

If Sona had better heals, she'd be called Sonanambulance.

Epicurus11 votes

If Taric had a better heal he'd be the Manbulance.

Shivarus5 votes

If Amumu could ride a bike, that's feels on wheels.

Skins Project4 votes

.....

I thought it finally ended..

I was wrong..

TimX24968B3 votes

All i got: https://youtu.be/utvrOwJGQ8g

thank you redriot.

Catastrophic2 votes

Dude, I upvoted cause you didn't do the annoying thing with clickbait titles like "if soraka could drive an ambulance we would call it..."

50000000000000005 votes

Wait how is it clickbait if that's exactly what the content is about

EDIT: wait, I misread and I thought you said this post had a clickbait title. Oops, mb.

Catastrophic3 votes

Well, if your whole joke fits in the title, just put it there, don't try and make me click for no reason.

50000000000000004 votes

But the whole joke doesn't fit... It's a preview of what the rest of the post is gonna be like. Sure, I want you to click on it and see the rest of my post, but I'm not trying to do that by pretending like the post is about something else. I think only the latter is called clickbait?

Catastrophic2 votes

It does fit, the soraka joke, not the rest of the stuff though. Idk man, both ways seem sleezy clickbait to me.

EvanThomas1 votes

Boards doesn't work like Youtube or "news" websites like Buzzfeed that use clickbait...they don't get money off your click. They don't get anything off your click. Therefore, it's not underhanded or sleazy to phrase the title that way.

50000000000000002 votes

That's not true at all. I sustain myself through views and upvotes, so i pretty much make money off of clicks.

######kappa, just in case

EvanThomas3 votes

Good point. What I meant to say was you don't get anything material out of their click. I too sustain myself through upvotes, but unfortunately cannot engorge myself to the degree of the dankest of memers.

Catastrophic1 votes

Well just that makes it even worse, I'd rather have my clickbaited clicks mean something rather than just an ego boost

EvanThomas1 votes

Well just that makes it even worse

No it doesn't. You're wrong, and you're trying to damage control.

Catastrophic1 votes

Damage control?? What does that even mean? Also, "You're wrong" is not an argument.

BALDG1VEN BOOMER2 votes

Ended off with peel and started with Soraka.

Not one truly expects the banana.

SpecterVonBaren2 votes

................................ Why don't we have a skin with a champion using roller blades yet?

Need Gold 4 Tent2 votes

Jungle soraka IS an ambulance

Synnx71 votes

Its not even funny. /downvote me

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