Aatrox is broken (funny edition, Hashinshin style).

So, you have this champion, this... atrocious champion, where.. I don't even know where to begin. I don't even know what Riot's thinking.

First, you have his passive that is so easy to stack, I mean you just sit there and spam auto attacks and E and it fills up and when it does, you basically get a free Guardian Angel. You get the equivalent of a 2400 gold item, and you also get base AD and attack speed for basically forever, if you keep on fighting. How is that fair? He gets a buttload of free stats for doing essentially nothing, and if he dies, heeey, he gets back up alive. Oh and guess what, if he uses his R, the passive will fill up almost instantly.

But that's not all! Hey, if you thought that was bad, then wait for the rest. He has a dash, that was quite big range, but not only that, it does insane amounts of damage, but it also knocks up people where he lands! Like, how broken is this? Icing on the cake? How about we make him unstoppable while jumping? This guy essentially gets a free Olaf R, while bring able to reposition, damage AND knock up enemies nearby.

Oh boy I'm just getting started. His E is just a free poke with basically no cost that slows and deals damage. Like, his Q knock up isn't enough, he gotta be able to waveclear, poke and slow. His W is just stupid, what is Riot thinking? Like, if you're losing a fight, just use the healing W and you get back up and you win the fight. If you win the fight, just use the damage W to secure it even more. Basically, even if you win or lose, you win at the end.

And the biggest WTF of them all. His ultimate. This guy gets his passive full pretty much when he uses R, and gains a shit ton of attack speed. Not only that, but he also deals damage on activation AND ALSO BECOMES A RANGED CHAMPION FOR 12 SECONDS. Literally, what is this? This champion has a built in Guardian Angel, has a knock up, has a slow, becomes a ranged champion in case you wanted to escape, and will just never lose any fight because his W will win it for him.

I don't even wanna touch on things like Conqueror either because this is already a lot.

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