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I hear CertainlyT has a dartboard with ridiculously powerful champion mechanics pinned on it, and whenever he makes a new champion he just throws 6 darts at it and says "Done".
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Leafie11 votesI hear Riot's balance team actually tries.
It's probably just a rumor though.
Pinker 108 votesThey have a dedicated team of writers that have produced some of the best gameworld fiction to tie into their game and make players feel like it's more than just a game.
Wait, is this supposed to be a rumor or a joke?
I hear they have writers on their lore team....
Damn, still not sure if thats a rumor or a joke.....
disregardable6 votesI hear the motto at Riot is "We respect our customers".
Dreddeth6 votesI hear that when it's time for a new champ, the champion design team breaks out a Ouija board, various ritual implements, and one metric ton of peyote, so that they may breach the veil of thought and drag the champions' souls, kicking and screaming, into the digital purgatory that is their game.
soylent shipment2 votesOne ton of peyote...per Rioter. For those who don't know what Peyote is.
The Mormonator5 votesTeemo is being removed from the game.
2000boxes5 votesthis isnt a game, we are actually controlling real fights that decide the fate of another planet
dustwind84 votesRiot is creating a line of topless skins! WEWT!... jokes on us though it was only for male champions
Zirzon3 votesBaconhawk secretly likes Canadian bacon more than actual bacon!
Buritoni3 votes
and 
have been banned from rank for 20 games, due to constantly flaming in game.
had been reward the "most friendly" ribbon, due to constantly trolling in game.
weihe1233 votesURF is being brought back 4ev... don't we wish.
PowerBurger3 votesOne of the most well-known and powerful items in the game is 
You see a triforce, I see triangles.
Riot is Illuminati, confirmed.
EndlessSorcerer3 votesMorello's nerf bat suffered from excessive wear and tear and had to be disposed of. He now uses one made of Styrofoam which has been soaked in the tears of summoners.
Varijake2 votesPhreak and Ezreal sittin' in a tree...
HeadHonchkrow1 votesComplimenting about how good is.
TheReaILissandra2 votesTamat is actually not a real person, but an AI like Samantha West.
DrCyanide2 votesClarity is a valued aspect of game design.
BradTaste2 votesThe only reason that people who rage in games are banned is because they are close to learning the truth. Everyone who says that matchmaking is broken and the game is cheap... They are right. Riot must shut them down though before they rebel
cool1652 votesphreak actually hates
The Rager2 votesRiot has announced plans for an East Coast Server!
Xonra2 votesI hear that the lore team prints out all the complaints about the Lore Retcon and uses them as toilet paper and funny sailor hats.
BastionKross1 votesMorello is desperately in love with 
.
Rock Rockburgh4 votesOh, come on, man. Everyone is desperately in love with Soraka.
RedroteJarl1 votesphreak sold his soul for his pun making skills
Micbran1 votes{{summoner:2}} actually gives you unimaginable power.
ThatWerido1 votesRiot loves pirates.
ThatAutofillSupp1 votesriot is giving zac a skin :D
Axxlon1 votesI've heard that they've started a plan in motion to bring Xin Zhao back to his release days.
ßorodo1 votesRiot games is owned and operated by 
, Dunkey even proved it folks.
vscAloha1 votesI heard Riot took out Dodge because they didn't want RNG to play a huge part in LoL, and then left Crit in. Thank goodness this was only a rumor.
Jakubrus1 votesSjokz is a man. 
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