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I hear CertainlyT has a dartboard with ridiculously powerful champion mechanics pinned on it, and whenever he makes a new champion he just throws 6 darts at it and says "Done".
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I hear Riot's balance team actually tries.
It's probably just a rumor though.
They have a dedicated team of writers that have produced some of the best gameworld fiction to tie into their game and make players feel like it's more than just a game.
Wait, is this supposed to be a rumor or a joke?
I hear they have writers on their lore team....
Damn, still not sure if thats a rumor or a joke.....
I hear that when it's time for a new champ, the champion design team breaks out a Ouija board, various ritual implements, and one metric ton of peyote, so that they may breach the veil of thought and drag the champions' souls, kicking and screaming, into the digital purgatory that is their game.
I hear the motto at Riot is "We respect our customers".
this isnt a game, we are actually controlling real fights that decide the fate of another planet
Teemo is being removed from the game.
Riot is creating a line of topless skins! WEWT!... jokes on us though it was only for male champions
URF is being brought back 4ev... don't we wish.
One of the most well-known and powerful items in the game is 
You see a triforce, I see triangles.
Riot is Illuminati, confirmed.
and 
have been banned from rank for 20 games, due to constantly flaming in game.
had been reward the "most friendly" ribbon, due to constantly trolling in game.
Morello's nerf bat suffered from excessive wear and tear and had to be disposed of. He now uses one made of Styrofoam which has been soaked in the tears of summoners.
Baconhawk secretly likes Canadian bacon more than actual bacon!
Phreak and Ezreal sittin' in a tree...
Tamat is actually not a real person, but an AI like Samantha West.
Clarity is a valued aspect of game design.
I hear that the lore team prints out all the complaints about the Lore Retcon and uses them as toilet paper and funny sailor hats.
The only reason that people who rage in games are banned is because they are close to learning the truth. Everyone who says that matchmaking is broken and the game is cheap... They are right. Riot must shut them down though before they rebel
phreak actually hates
Riot has announced plans for an East Coast Server!
Sjokz is a man. 
Morello is desperately in love with 
.
phreak sold his soul for his pun making skills
{{summoner:2}} actually gives you unimaginable power.
Riot loves pirates.
riot is giving zac a skin :D
I've heard that they've started a plan in motion to bring Xin Zhao back to his release days.
Riot games is owned and operated by 
, Dunkey even proved it folks.
I heard Riot took out Dodge because they didn't want RNG to play a huge part in LoL, and then left Crit in. Thank goodness this was only a rumor.