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Can Apples get a thicker peel?

IcyPepper··20 votes·906 views

I mean, Orange has a thick peel that you have to use fingers for, but Apple's peel is so thin you can just bite through it.

That's not fair.

Rito, plz, give Apple a thicker peel. Orange is too OP.

15 Comments

Umbra Z8 votes

Gangplank

IcyPepper1 votes

Triggered

ShovelShepherd6 votes

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LeBlanc Rose1 votes

He's getting one soon. Arcade Yorick (Illuminati confirmed... Rito released a new skin for Yorick)

Fondling Gems2 votes

That leak was confirmed to be fake.

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

Ok

The Ender Cobra5 votes

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SEKAI3 votes

Apple doesn't need a thicker peel, because it already has the highest priorities from Riot and receive special treatments, and those who gets onto it will be insta indefinite-banned.

So it's Apple that need nerf.

IcyPepper2 votes

Apple main detected. Downvoted.

Pandemic Punch1 votes

I am allergic to apples. Oranges all day errday

JVP151 votes

Dude...

Quit comparing apples to oranges. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/011/203/Capture.jpg

RottedApples1 votes

I take offense to this. I do not want to be like an orange. Oranges are the scum of the earth. Apples are pure and pristine specimens of perfect taste.

Me0wstic1 votes

But if apples get a thicker peel, you will have to peel them like oranges and you will miss out on a lot of vitamines.

Troll for Trump1 votes

Orange shouldn't need fingers to peel, and would therefore need a thin peel to compensate.

There shouldn't be both; either only apples or only orange. For Riot, based on what they like to do, only oranges would be better.

All the apples get screwed over, though.

Memez

Hex Veiler1 votes

you can bite through an orange peel too if you weren't such a weenie

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