Can Apples get a thicker peel?

IcyPepper·5/29/2017, 11:25:03 PM·20 votes·906 views

I mean, Orange has a thick peel that you have to use fingers for, but Apple's peel is so thin you can just bite through it.

That's not fair.

Rito, plz, give Apple a thicker peel. Orange is too OP.

15 Comments

Umbra Z5/30/2017, 12:12:48 AM8 votes

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SEKAI5/30/2017, 3:36:37 AM3 votes

Apple doesn't need a thicker peel, because it already has the highest priorities from Riot and receive special treatments, and those who gets onto it will be insta indefinite-banned.

So it's Apple that need nerf.

Me0wstic5/30/2017, 6:43:49 AM1 votes

But if apples get a thicker peel, you will have to peel them like oranges and you will miss out on a lot of vitamines.

Troll for Trump5/30/2017, 6:48:37 AM1 votes

Orange shouldn't need fingers to peel, and would therefore need a thin peel to compensate.

There shouldn't be both; either only apples or only orange. For Riot, based on what they like to do, only oranges would be better.

All the apples get screwed over, though.

Memez

Hex Veiler5/30/2017, 6:57:28 AM1 votes

you can bite through an orange peel too if you weren't such a weenie

Pandemic Punch5/30/2017, 4:29:35 AM1 votes

I am allergic to apples. Oranges all day errday

JVP155/30/2017, 4:46:51 AM1 votes
RottedApples5/30/2017, 6:04:32 AM1 votes

I take offense to this. I do not want to be like an orange. Oranges are the scum of the earth. Apples are pure and pristine specimens of perfect taste.