52 Comments

Rolldembones9/25/2015, 7:16:50 PM17 votes

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http://leaguememe.com/uploads/league/3821785170.jpg When Malphite Ults Chuck Norris, he get's knocked up

If malphite hit R nothing would happen. Chunk Norris is the only unstoppable force.

Embertine9/25/2015, 8:05:50 PM12 votes

Also this is VERY relevant.

https://youtu.be/VMTRW0noVX0

Rew7119/25/2015, 6:19:40 PM7 votes

Sona heals Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris round house kicks it back at her. Chuck Norris doesn't need a heal.

ChaosThief9/25/2015, 9:09:06 PM6 votes

Not gonna lie, I would love to see a mode where it was 1v entire team and the one guy was a raid boss.

Nahara9/25/2015, 6:28:27 PM6 votes

You listed Zed there twice...

Put Faker on one and Febiven on the other and I'd vote against Chuck Norris.

Kas1279/25/2015, 9:20:37 PM5 votes

After beating all of the champs, Chuck will try to hide in a bush and recall, but he will step on SOMETHING and slowly die.

HentRex9/25/2015, 8:12:14 PM3 votes

Ahri charm's Chuck Norris.......follows him around he rest of the game.

Rossendale9/25/2015, 7:47:21 PM2 votes

Blitzcrank pulling Chuck Norris would be like Blitzcrank pulling 1000 Amumus into your team.

PoltergeistZ9/25/2015, 6:32:23 PM2 votes

Chuck Norris no summoner 12 ... splitpush op

iainB859/25/2015, 11:41:02 PM2 votes

Chuck Norris did not put put Flash on the F key so clearly an impostor.

Guessing he gets owned 1v1 by Sona.

TaoistMaster9/26/2015, 12:47:02 AM2 votes

Bruce Lee would win.

Tails Doll9/26/2015, 1:25:45 AM2 votes

Why no Lee? Oh right, he is the only one that can beat Chuck.

penguinhedgehog9/26/2015, 1:53:29 AM2 votes

Only way Chuck Norris would lose is if those 16 champions are controlled by Faker.

Kotex9/25/2015, 11:40:07 PM2 votes

Cutting Chuck Norris makes Darius bleed.

insaiyanbacca9/25/2015, 9:10:43 PM2 votes

the enemy team would surrender at 0:01

TurquoiseYoshi9/26/2015, 10:11:39 PM1 votes

If Fiddles feared Chuck Norris, Fiddles would run away.

Embertine9/25/2015, 8:03:30 PM1 votes

If you go by the game, there are dozens of ways the champions can beat him. However if you do not go by the game. . . .well. . . .

Jungle Lux God9/25/2015, 8:38:32 PM1 votes

Zed's Death Mark marks himself for death.

Which is shockingly accurate because he's dead by the time he finishes his ult's dash.

DogIsGod9/25/2015, 9:34:13 PM1 votes

yo momma

King Gromp9/25/2015, 10:31:52 PM1 votes

Hexadecakill!... Doesn't have to sound good.

Blue Moon Wolf9/25/2015, 10:55:04 PM1 votes

fiddle would only fear himself, If he tries to drain health from Chuck Norris, he will grab fiddles beam and strangle him with it.

Praetor Don9/26/2015, 12:43:50 AM1 votes

Norris wouldn't even connect to the game. He's already won.

Boxpencil9/26/2015, 2:53:04 AM1 votes

When Yasuo windwalls, Chuck Norris's projectiles go through it.

The Loveless9/26/2015, 3:01:21 AM1 votes

Elise uses rappel...never comes down.

Starfish H9/26/2015, 6:49:03 AM1 votes

When Darius Ults Chuck Norris the only that gets cut in half is the axe.

Carnage9/26/2015, 8:24:43 AM1 votes

only one way this can end lol

SlytherinUmbreon9/26/2015, 9:30:44 PM1 votes

Teemo will win against all of them.