Who Would Win?

King Odin·Sep 25, 2015·22 votes·3,371 views

http://leaguememe.com/uploads/league/3821785170.jpg When Malphite Ults Chuck Norris, he get's knocked up

52 Comments

RolldembonesSep 25, 201517 votes

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http://leaguememe.com/uploads/league/3821785170.jpg When Malphite Ults Chuck Norris, he get's knocked up

If malphite hit R nothing would happen. Chunk Norris is the only unstoppable force.

EmbertineSep 25, 20152 votes

Unstoppable does not equal indestructible. The same for immovable objects.

BattleBalladeerSep 25, 20151 votes

I've always figured that in the Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object scenario the Unstoppable Force would simply translate, on whatever plane it is being realized, on through the Immovable Object.

In different videogames (not necessarily this one) this seems to be the case where one charging object simply slides through the stationary one.

It is the sister analogies (such as the unblockable spear and the unbreakable shield) that seems to confuse this. Unlike in that analogy the Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object do not have to have any interaction with each other it is just assumed that they would.

TLDR; Chuck simply walks up to the Nexus and stares it to death. Edit: someone beat me to the chuck champ spotlight.

EmbertineSep 25, 20151 votes

In truth if they are simply an unstoppable force and an immovable object, then when they meet all that need happen is the unstoppable force go over, around, or under the immovable object, thus bypassing it. However if it must impact the immovable object, then you must take into consideration if either of them are capable of surviving the impact, or if they will both be destroyed.

BattleBalladeerSep 25, 20151 votes

Maybe reality would just experience a runtime error?

Professor WardSep 25, 20151 votes

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I've always figured that in the Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object scenario the Unstoppable Force would simply translate, on whatever plane it is being realized, on through the Immovable Object.

In different videogames (not necessarily this one) this seems to be the case where one charging object simply slides through the stationary one.

It is the sister analogies (such as the unblockable spear and the unbreakable shield) that seems to confuse this. Unlike in that analogy the Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object do not have to have any interaction with each other it is just assumed that they would.

TLDR; Chuck simply walks up to the Nexus and stares it to death. Edit: someone beat me to the chuck champ spotlight.

the problem with this scenario is that you are arguing superlatives ie strongest vs sturdiest and in the universe this doesnt exist

BattleBalladeerSep 26, 20151 votes

Then the scenario cannot even exist if neither exists as well. Which is why I would figure that if it is to be taken literally (which it apparently cannot) then they would simply ignore each other entirely or the universe would enter a critical error (because it can't go anywhere from there with the situation it has) and stop or pause like a hanging program.

But that the situation would have to actually exist for either of those outcomes, and as you have said it is impossible for these two objects to exist.

Professor WardSep 26, 20151 votes

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Then the scenario cannot even exist if neither exists as well. Which is why I would figure that if it is to be taken literally (which it apparently cannot) then they would simply ignore each other entirely or the universe would enter a critical error (because it can't go anywhere from there with the situation it has) and stop or pause like a hanging program.

But that the situation would have to actually exist for either of those outcomes, and as you have said it is impossible for these two objects to exist.

i honestly consider myself a critical thinker, and lets say that they could be exactly atomically(the reason something cant be unstoppable is because you could in theory just make some with 1 atom more of force) equally unstoppable/immovable, i could not give you an answer on what might happen. and i believe this is so due to it being something that cant happen with math as youre comparing two different things. If you were to smash two even massed objects together they would just bounce equally off of each other. But we are comparing immovable/unstoppable, two things that cant exist.

The only real way something can be immovable is if it were the most massive thing in the universe, meaning something COULDNT be unstoppable in that same universe or the first thing would no longer be immovable.

Get what im saying lol? Only one can exist and even then in theory you could create something more massive, as we are talking movement and mass is built right into the equation

The EcdysiastSep 25, 201510 votes

Joke's on you; Chuck's unstoppable AND indestructible.

xFrostKnightxSep 26, 20151 votes

Malphites title would finally suit him. He'd be in a million shards.

EmbertineSep 25, 201512 votes

Also this is VERY relevant.

https://youtu.be/VMTRW0noVX0

Rew711Sep 25, 20157 votes

Sona heals Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris round house kicks it back at her. Chuck Norris doesn't need a heal.

NaharaSep 25, 20156 votes

You listed Zed there twice...

Put Faker on one and Febiven on the other and I'd vote against Chuck Norris.

ChaosThiefSep 25, 20156 votes

Not gonna lie, I would love to see a mode where it was 1v entire team and the one guy was a raid boss.

Vincent LuciusSep 25, 20152 votes

So... 1000+ stack Nasus with one Triforce and a full tank build after that? Or a full build Veigar with 1000 AP on his Q stacks alone? Watch your step. It would be a shame if you... blew up.

ChaosThiefSep 25, 20152 votes

No.

12 items, increased gold gain. That player must fight 5 enemies ALONE.

Or something like that.

SH AzykanSep 26, 20155 votes

Fizz Jax XinZhao which is the scariest at 12 items?

LordForrestSep 26, 20151 votes

Tie between xin and jax, because once fizz's e is down he is going to die regardless.

JasiwelSep 26, 20151 votes

Make them resistant (not immune, just resistant) to True Damage or %HPTrueDamage. That way we won't see only 10 champions throughout the game mode.

NaharaSep 26, 20151 votes

Give the Raid Boss access to URF-like stats.

ZyorhistSep 26, 20152 votes

this should be a game mode!!!!!!

Kas127Sep 25, 20155 votes

After beating all of the champs, Chuck will try to hide in a bush and recall, but he will step on SOMETHING and slowly die.

ChaosThiefSep 25, 20155 votes

You mean everything else will slowly die, because chuck norris never dies.

Kas127Sep 25, 20159 votes

I beg to differ. There are far greater powers in this vast world, and HIS power is the greatest.

Alas, I must cease my tongue and shan't utter another word for HIS presence lingers in the hearts of even the the most couragious champions and corrupts them to do his dark and terrible bidding, so that HE may be summoned unto our world to wreck havoc and drag our souls into the darkened abyss, where we shall remain there for eternity bowing to HIS unimaginable image of terror and all-devouring hunger for our suffering and our demise.

Vincent LuciusSep 25, 20151 votes

Teemo Ctr+4

HentRexSep 25, 20153 votes

Ahri charm's Chuck Norris.......follows him around he rest of the game.

PoltergeistZSep 25, 20152 votes

Chuck Norris no summoner 12 ... splitpush op

King OdinSep 25, 20153 votes

Considering Chuck Norris Can Kill Baron just by drinking a potion I don't think it'd be so easy

RossendaleSep 25, 20152 votes

Blitzcrank pulling Chuck Norris would be like pulling 1000 Amumus into your team.

insaiyanbaccaSep 25, 20152 votes

the enemy team would surrender at 0:01

KotexSep 25, 20152 votes

Cutting Chuck Norris makes Darius bleed.

iainB85Sep 25, 20152 votes

Chuck Norris did not put put Flash on the F key so clearly an impostor.

Guessing he gets owned 1v1 by Sona.

TaoistMasterSep 26, 20152 votes

Bruce Lee would win.

Bob LeguanSep 26, 20151 votes

Bruce Lee died to an Aspirin. And then his son died too.

Tails DollSep 26, 20152 votes

Why no Lee? Oh right, he is the only one that can beat Chuck.

penguinhedgehogSep 26, 20152 votes

Only way Chuck Norris would lose is if those 16 champions are controlled by Faker.

King GrompSep 26, 20151 votes

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Only way Chuck Norris would lose is if those 16 champions are controlled by Faker.

It can't be just one Faker... It has to be 16 of them. 16 Fakers... Well, there goes every region's chances at worlds if they stay in Korea.... Three teams of Fakers... The 16th one has no choice and goes to NA like Piglet but can't carry hard enough.

EmbertineSep 25, 20151 votes

If you go by the game, there are dozens of ways the champions can beat him. However if you do not go by the game. . . .well. . . .