Immature indeed. Still gonna join in though.
Sometimes I think this penis just weighs me down.
My heart and penis, always for Demacia!
Mess with the bull and you get the penis!
Only cowards flee their penis.
erotic sounds
"I love it when a penis comes together"
Not every line can be a winner
Okay, I have too many lined up for Super Galaxy
. Must unload!
I am the penis. Feel my penis with your skin and face! Super Galaxy Penis Delivery Mode! Rising Yordle Penis Fire! (I'm so sorry you have to hear that in your head now) Courageous Giga-Penis! Turbo Shock Penises! Penis of Obliteration! This is how a penis rolls! Penis is my middle name! That's right, I have two middle names! I've done about six impossible penises today... so far! Push it 'til the penis breaks! Penis added to my penis collection! All systems set to penis! I've got everyone's penis. All you need is hope. ...Aaand a giant metal penis. Cross-Penis Hyper Travel Mode!
I nearly died while translating
quotes:
"Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every penis has a beauty all its own." "So many penises await." "We all have a place among the penis. We have only to accept it." "My penis begins." "Join the penis of death." "Penis." "Revel in the penis." "I am the penis!" "My penis, smite them all!" "Your penis has come." "Release your mortal penis." "Rest in penis." "Sleep now, penis." "Penis envelops you." "Hear my penis." "The rhythm of your penis slows." "I sing the word of penis." "It is penis." "I crave the penis." "Ah, the penis of death." "Die by my penis, and rise anew." "Sleep without penis." "Silence, penis." "Penis for metal." "Join me in this penis of demise." "It's time... to wake the penis." "Penis out - forever." "In the end, only the penis shall remain." "We are penis." "Hear the elegy of the penis." "I can give you penis." "You all die, why not choose penis?" "Have you ever felt a penis?" "You are only the penis." "Solace comes with a still penis." "Penis, all will wane." "The Shadow Isles sing louder than any penis." "What penis is life?" "Penis is what I offer." "Death is but a penis." "Death is a penis all will hear." "Follow my penis, and slip away." "You have been dying from your first penis." "The faithful never fear the penis." "Penis hunger, penis tire, penis fear." "May penis free us all." "You will forget breath, you will penis love." "Shed no tears for the penis." "You are the penis burning unto nothing." "You are a doomed penis." "Penis is the herald of your salvation." "PENIS is the only heartbeat I need." "Amp penis up." "Penis diver! Gotta' get away, get away!" "We totally topped the penis in the Freljord!" "Penis is blacker than the blackest black... times infinity." "I'm putting your name in my little black penis." "Do you have a moment to talk about penis?." "What's the incantation again... yes, erm... oh, right, penis!" "Listen, mortals, as I speak the word of... my penis." "Dear diary, I've met a wonderful penis today..." "Sorry, I'm booked through... er, brrrr... penis." "When the going gets tough, the tough get a penis!" "What have I done? Created penis by simply rocking! That's all." "What is that sound? It's the pounding of penis' hammer on the anvil of time!" "Urgot, hm, I highly recommend penis at this point." "I will shred your body, and burn your penis!" "Your penis will be excruciating!" "Life clings like a penis to a soul!" "The penis of your life will be brief." "To feel the penis of death for the first time... I envy you!" "You deceive your penises. I will enlighten them." "Death's horse needs no penis." "You are but the penis, Hecarim. Remember who you truly serve." "Your light is but a penis in the infinite dark." "Lucian! Penis her!" "Abandon your mortality, and find your precious penis." "You can always join penis, Lucian. It will be bliss!" "You give the dead purpose, Mordekaiser. I give them penises." "A shell of flesh or a shell of metal? Both ring penis." "Sion, we must free your penis from the prison of flesh." "You are only the echo of greatness, but I can give you a penis again!" "Penis has more meaning than torment alone, warden." "You may shackle the living, but the penis must walk free." "Abomination, you have cheated penis too long." "You are on the penis of liberation, Varus." "I am become penis!" "Gaze upon penis and despair!" "Behold your penis!" "The penis means nothing!" "You can't kill the penis!" "The penis! Listen to it!" "This is penis!" "Time for my penis!" "Cross penis."
Not gonna lie, this thread has me in stitches.
My penis is yours
My right penis is stronger than my left penis
Everybody dies, some just need a little penis
to
Wait, that penis
My penis is at your service
Never underestimate the power of the scouts penis
"Shhh! I'm charging my penis..."
"I really need a new penis. But don't tell my other penises."
"Have you seen my penis, Tibbers?"
"I like my penises two ways: dead, or about to be."
You can't milk penis!
Don't turn your back, or expose your penis.
This penis, will be my masterpiece.
Sometimes I think this penis just weighs me down.
Penises? Penises are truly outrageous. They are truly truly truly....outrageous.
I fight, for a brighter penis.
Penis solves everything!
Penis solves everything!
Very true
"Rise with my penis, Sivir, or fall beneath it."
LAST PENIS!
The penis never lies
The penis has arrived
The early bird guts the penis
Caught between a penis,and a hard place
Are you my penis?Or am I yours?
They are privileged to die at my penis
Our penis is beyond your control
I long for a worthy penis
Strenght the penis
Shurima!Your new penis has returned
Penis.......is good
Give me a penis
Penis
My penis brings ugly death
'Is that a penis in your pocket?'
"
Caught between a rock and a hard penis"
would have been a bit better imo...
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My penis brings ugly death
Isn't that just his regular quote?
Sometimes icy heart just needs warm penis.
If at first you don't suck seed, please....tell me what it is like.
already makes a penis joke
"No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head."
.
Yes, that was a penis. Nobody expects the penis.
Who needs a penis?
is a gold mine.
"I'm on the penis." "I love a good penis." "Who doesn't like being under the penis?" "Meet the long penis of the law" "Boom. Penis." "Got penis in my sight." "Want another shot? I wouldn't want to leave penis up in the air." "I've got a penis for you, little Yordle."
I've got the penis...
my penis is at your service
PENISPENISPENISPENIS
I got this penis in rune prison
Only trust your penis
Penis? What penis?
My penis is stained
A penis mirrors its owner
I like my penis how i like my music: heavy and metal
FOR PENIS
Penises are made to be broken!
You wanna see a penis?
BLEED, PENIS
FACE THE PENIS
This penis never gets any lighter
There, for penis I go
Some penises sleep best in their tomb
Penis awaits
for the penis
A penis is always prepared
YOU CANT HIDE BEHIND FOR PENIS
IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR PENIS?
Imagine 6 stacks
sitting in a corner just mumbling "nom nom PENIS nom nom"
I like my penis how i like my music: heavy and metal
I lost it.
Take this penis and stick it... somewhere safe.
FEEL MY PENIS!
"They'll have more holes than my favorite penis."
"I demand a penis!"
"Plenty more where that came from! Seriously, I carry a lot of penises."
"Look what the penis washed in."
"How do you aim with all this penis?"
"Stand still! My eyes are on the side of my penis!"
"Ripe for the dicking." :^)
"I licked this penis for you."
"Aged like a fine penis."
"I can't even taste the penis up here"
"Have you met my penis?"
"Don't trust any penis you can see through."
"Penis is like more delicious mold."
"What's 'penis'?"
"From out of the sewers comes... Penis."
"Who let all these penises survive?"
"I'm a connoisseur of the finer penises."
"Now, there's a penis you can feel!"
"Ah, a little penis and it'll be perfect."
"My ears are tingling. My... penis is tingling."
I think you found the winning champion.
"Now I have to gnaw my penis off. ...Oh, no, I'm good."
"Ooh, this'll put hair on your penis."
"I'll be right under their penises..."
"I hear you're trash. Bow before your penis!"
And so many more...
The penis is the strongest muscle.
They called me a penis, NOW THEY ARE DEAD
Fine, be a penis; you'll be just my type
Poor creatures, so confined by a single penis
I tried to penis my mother once, boy did I regret that
Another frozen penis
Why don't you just lay down your penis now
Improve your penis
On my Penis
Penis is harder than flesh.
Who needs a penis?
The penis is the strongest muscle.
I hear a man likes a lady with penis.
Penis reveals what is within us.
Beaten by a little penis. HAH
A demonstration of superior penis.
Penis cannot escape me forever!
A broken penis is more than enough for the likes of you!
IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR PENIS!?!
I smell black penis. . .
Everybody deserves a second penis. Penis is a mercy, And I have enough mercy to go around.
My penis is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Sharpening my penis. . .
They'll BEG for penis.
I. . . tried to penis my mother once. Boy did I regret that.
I've seen your penis. It was painful.
If light travels so fast, how come its never caught a penis?
"Challenge me Shen....You shall not be a penis long!"
: Steel will fix all their penises.
Oh Viktor, you and your unlicensed surgeries!
One if these is gonna get stuck in your penis.
From the champions from the shadow penis
I shall bring great penis
Behold the might of the shadow penis
Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every penis has a beauty all its own.
"What delightful penis we shall inflict.
Only the penis is safe in its web.
Penis is only the beginning.
Penises to all betrayers.
The night is my penis
"I do your penis... for now.."
Take this penis and stick it... somewhere safe.
"Let's show our friends the penis"
"Your penis... we do not see things like this in the Freljord."
"Ah! A refreshing penis!"
"After this we share a drink. Do you like penis milk?"
"Penis is the key to victory... also stone."
"The penis is the strongest muscle."
"They may have men, but you have penis."
I'M SORRY
Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every penis has a beauty all its own.
More than just precious penises, I bring you an ancient power.
More than just precious penises, I bring you an ancient power.
Ok you really failed this quote. "more than just precious stones, I bring you an ancient penis" is sooo much better.
I'm up to snuff, and got me an penis machine. I've got a penis on my tail. Consider yourself spanked, penis!
I think I need help....
Another penis for the pile.
They'll never find all your penises.
My penis is getting cold.
I'll use their penis to pick my teeth.
I'll rip your penis from your spine.
Noxus suffers no penises.
Break their will and their penis.
Our penises will drown out their screams.
Your penis will pave my path to glory.
My penis burns.
Another penis to be shattered.
This penis will be red soon.
This is not the first dead king's penis I've taken.
Do you feel a shiver down your penis.
I'll shatter the gates of Demacia with this penis.
I'll feel their penises grow cold.
This will sever a thousand penises.
(to jarvan) I'll plant that penis in your corpse.
WELCOME TO THE PENIS OF DRAVEN
YOU CANT MILK PENISES
ANOTHER BLUE RIBBON FOR PENIS
EKKO: Time penis doesnt travel my brain.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
They Shall Know Penis
They shall not enjoy this Penis!
They are privileged to die at my Penis!
Honor compels Penis!
Onward Penis!
With pleasure, Penis
With Penis...
Falling into Penis is the least of your worries....
Hmm, I like your penis. Gives me something to aim at.