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Yorukin63 votes

Immature indeed. Still gonna join in though.

Nautilus Sometimes I think this penis just weighs me down. Garen My heart and penis, always for Demacia! Alistar Mess with the bull and you get the penis! Varus Only cowards flee their penis. Bard erotic sounds

King Odin22 votes

Lux "I love it when a penis comes together"

Ancestor00719 votes

Not every line can be a winner

Jasiwel32 votes

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Not every line can be a weiner

Fixed that, for you.

Yorukin13 votes

Okay, I have too many lined up for Super Galaxy Rumble. Must unload!

I am the penis. Feel my penis with your skin and face! Super Galaxy Penis Delivery Mode! Rising Yordle Penis Fire! (I'm so sorry you have to hear that in your head now) Courageous Giga-Penis! Turbo Shock Penises! Penis of Obliteration! This is how a penis rolls! Penis is my middle name! That's right, I have two middle names! I've done about six impossible penises today... so far! Push it 'til the penis breaks! Penis added to my penis collection! All systems set to penis! I've got everyone's penis. All you need is hope. ...Aaand a giant metal penis. Cross-Penis Hyper Travel Mode!

Soma Vermillion40 votes

I nearly died while translating Karthus quotes:

"Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every penis has a beauty all its own." "So many penises await." "We all have a place among the penis. We have only to accept it." "My penis begins." "Join the penis of death." "Penis." "Revel in the penis." "I am the penis!" "My penis, smite them all!" "Your penis has come." "Release your mortal penis." "Rest in penis." "Sleep now, penis." "Penis envelops you." "Hear my penis." "The rhythm of your penis slows." "I sing the word of penis." "It is penis." "I crave the penis." "Ah, the penis of death." "Die by my penis, and rise anew." "Sleep without penis." "Silence, penis." "Penis for metal." "Join me in this penis of demise." "It's time... to wake the penis." "Penis out - forever." "In the end, only the penis shall remain." "We are penis." "Hear the elegy of the penis." "I can give you penis." "You all die, why not choose penis?" "Have you ever felt a penis?" "You are only the penis." "Solace comes with a still penis." "Penis, all will wane." "The Shadow Isles sing louder than any penis." "What penis is life?" "Penis is what I offer." "Death is but a penis." "Death is a penis all will hear." "Follow my penis, and slip away." "You have been dying from your first penis." "The faithful never fear the penis." "Penis hunger, penis tire, penis fear." "May penis free us all." "You will forget breath, you will penis love." "Shed no tears for the penis." "You are the penis burning unto nothing." "You are a doomed penis." "Penis is the herald of your salvation." "PENIS is the only heartbeat I need." "Amp penis up." "Penis diver! Gotta' get away, get away!" "We totally topped the penis in the Freljord!" "Penis is blacker than the blackest black... times infinity." "I'm putting your name in my little black penis." "Do you have a moment to talk about penis?." "What's the incantation again... yes, erm... oh, right, penis!" "Listen, mortals, as I speak the word of... my penis." "Dear diary, I've met a wonderful penis today..." "Sorry, I'm booked through... er, brrrr... penis." "When the going gets tough, the tough get a penis!" "What have I done? Created penis by simply rocking! That's all." "What is that sound? It's the pounding of penis' hammer on the anvil of time!" "Urgot, hm, I highly recommend penis at this point." "I will shred your body, and burn your penis!" "Your penis will be excruciating!" "Life clings like a penis to a soul!" "The penis of your life will be brief." "To feel the penis of death for the first time... I envy you!" "You deceive your penises. I will enlighten them." "Death's horse needs no penis." "You are but the penis, Hecarim. Remember who you truly serve." "Your light is but a penis in the infinite dark." "Lucian! Penis her!" "Abandon your mortality, and find your precious penis." "You can always join penis, Lucian. It will be bliss!" "You give the dead purpose, Mordekaiser. I give them penises." "A shell of flesh or a shell of metal? Both ring penis." "Sion, we must free your penis from the prison of flesh." "You are only the echo of greatness, but I can give you a penis again!" "Penis has more meaning than torment alone, warden." "You may shackle the living, but the penis must walk free." "Abomination, you have cheated penis too long." "You are on the penis of liberation, Varus." "I am become penis!" "Gaze upon penis and despair!" "Behold your penis!" "The penis means nothing!" "You can't kill the penis!" "The penis! Listen to it!" "This is penis!" "Time for my penis!" "Cross penis."

RiotGogoUsagi28 votes

Not gonna lie, this thread has me in stitches.

Wumachine27 votes

MasterYi My penis is yours Tryndamere My right penis is stronger than my left penis Lucian Everybody dies, some just need a little penis Yasuo toRiven Wait, that penis Irelia My penis is at your service Teemo Never underestimate the power of the scouts penis

King Odin14 votes

Lux "Shhh! I'm charging my penis..."

WhereIsMyBeefalo33 votes

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Tryndamere My right penis is stronger than my left penis

Lux Double penis, What does it mean?

Singing Lark20 votes

Jinx "I really need a new penis. But don't tell my other penises." Annie "Have you seen my penis, Tibbers?" Graves "I like my penises two ways: dead, or about to be."

BeatzBoyFTW20 votes

Alistar You can't milk penis! Darius Don't turn your back, or expose your penis. Aatrox This penis, will be my masterpiece. Nautilus Sometimes I think this penis just weighs me down. Taric Penises? Penises are truly outrageous. They are truly truly truly....outrageous. Jayce I fight, for a brighter penis. Katarina Penis solves everything!

King Odin8 votes

Katarina Penis solves everything!

Very true

Borbland20 votes

Azir "Rise with my penis, Sivir, or fall beneath it."

Pootis 515 votes

Gragas LAST PENIS! Kennen The penis never lies Leona The penis has arrived Swain The early bird guts the penis Malphite Caught between a penis,and a hard place Nocturne Are you my penis?Or am I yours? Pantheon They are privileged to die at my penis Udyr Our penis is beyond your control Fiora I long for a worthy penis Darius Strenght the penis Azir Shurima!Your new penis has returned Khazix Penis.......is good Tristana Give me a penis Rammus Penis Skarner My penis brings ugly death

King Odin21 votes

Tristana 'Is that a penis in your pocket?'

junglerboy167 votes

"Malphite Caught between a rock and a hard penis"

would have been a bit better imo...

CrankyChipmonk10 votes

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Skarner My penis brings ugly death

Isn't that just his regular quote?

LongSh4dows15 votes

Braum Sometimes icy heart just needs warm penis.

Blancmark6 votes

Braum If at first you don't suck seed, please....tell me what it is like.

Drackolus14 votes

Soraka already makes a penis joke "No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head."

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Yes, that was a penis. Nobody expects the penis.

MarhsallLee6714 votes

Ezreal Who needs a penis?

AbyssionKnight13 votes

Caitlyn is a gold mine.

"I'm on the penis." "I love a good penis." "Who doesn't like being under the penis?" "Meet the long penis of the law" "Boom. Penis." "Got penis in my sight." "Want another shot? I wouldn't want to leave penis up in the air." "I've got a penis for you, little Yordle."

AnonymousEnigma11 votes

Evelynn I've got the penis... Irelia my penis is at your service Chogath PENISPENISPENISPENIS Ryze I got this penis in rune prison Sejuani Only trust your penis Vayne Penis? What penis? Riven My penis is stained Riven A penis mirrors its owner Mordekaiser I like my penis how i like my music: heavy and metal Lucian FOR PENIS Jinx Penises are made to be broken! Caitlyn You wanna see a penis? Kalista BLEED, PENIS Yasuo FACE THE PENIS Yasuo This penis never gets any lighter Nasus There, for penis I go Nasus Some penises sleep best in their tomb Malzahar Penis awaits Malzahar for the penis Galio A penis is always prepared Sion YOU CANT HIDE BEHIND FOR PENIS Sion IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR PENIS?

Jusaleb5 votes

Imagine 6 stacks Chogath sitting in a corner just mumbling "nom nom PENIS nom nom"

Clockwork Madoka6 votes

Mordekaiser I like my penis how i like my music: heavy and metal

I lost it.

ajwf6 votes

Ryze Take this penis and stick it... somewhere safe.

Jungle Lux God11 votes

Skarner FEEL MY PENIS!

Víktorìa11 votes

Twitch "They'll have more holes than my favorite penis." "I demand a penis!" "Plenty more where that came from! Seriously, I carry a lot of penises." "Look what the penis washed in." "How do you aim with all this penis?" "Stand still! My eyes are on the side of my penis!" "Ripe for the dicking." :^) "I licked this penis for you." "Aged like a fine penis." "I can't even taste the penis up here" "Have you met my penis?" "Don't trust any penis you can see through." "Penis is like more delicious mold." "What's 'penis'?" "From out of the sewers comes... Penis." "Who let all these penises survive?" "I'm a connoisseur of the finer penises." "Now, there's a penis you can feel!" "Ah, a little penis and it'll be perfect." "My ears are tingling. My... penis is tingling."

Yorukin6 votes

I think you found the winning champion. Twitch "Now I have to gnaw my penis off. ...Oh, no, I'm good." "Ooh, this'll put hair on your penis." "I'll be right under their penises..." "I hear you're trash. Bow before your penis!"

And so many more...

Squeaky10110 votes

Braum The penis is the strongest muscle.

YOU BEEN WARNED9 votes

Diana They called me a penis, NOW THEY ARE DEAD

Vladimir Fine, be a penis; you'll be just my type

Anivia Poor creatures, so confined by a single penis

Kassadin I tried to penis my mother once, boy did I regret that

Lissandra Another frozen penis

Poppy Why don't you just lay down your penis now

MonkeyKing Improve your penis

TheTyeGuy9 votes

Anivia On my Penis Blitzcrank Penis is harder than flesh. Ezreal Who needs a penis? Braum The penis is the strongest muscle. Elise I hear a man likes a lady with penis. Aatrox Penis reveals what is within us. Annie Beaten by a little penis. HAH Shen A demonstration of superior penis. Renekton Penis cannot escape me forever! Riven A broken penis is more than enough for the likes of you! Sion IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR PENIS!?! Vayne I smell black penis. . . Lucian Everybody deserves a second penis. Penis is a mercy, And I have enough mercy to go around. Irelia My penis is not only precise, but totally gnarly. Khazix Sharpening my penis. . . Poppy They'll BEG for penis. Kassadin I. . . tried to penis my mother once. Boy did I regret that. Zilean I've seen your penis. It was painful.

Chaotic Reks8 votes

Shen If light travels so fast, how come its never caught a penis?

King Odin4 votes

Zed "Challenge me Shen....You shall not be a penis long!"

The Anagram King7 votes

Viktor : Steel will fix all their penises.

Oh Viktor, you and your unlicensed surgeries!

AsReelAsItGets6 votes

Twitch One if these is gonna get stuck in your penis.

Khâmul6 votes

From the champions from the shadow penis Mordekaiser I shall bring great penis Hecarim Behold the might of the shadow penis Karthus Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every penis has a beauty all its own. Thresh "What delightful penis we shall inflict. Elise Only the penis is safe in its web. Yorick Penis is only the beginning. Kalista Penises to all betrayers. Evelynn The night is my penis Maokai "I do your penis... for now.."

Alëk6 votes

Take this penis and stick it... somewhere safe.

willcarry4gold6 votes

Braum "Let's show our friends the penis" "Your penis... we do not see things like this in the Freljord." "Ah! A refreshing penis!" "After this we share a drink. Do you like penis milk?" "Penis is the key to victory... also stone." "The penis is the strongest muscle." "They may have men, but you have penis." I'M SORRY

Attila395 votes

Karthus Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every penis has a beauty all its own.

Yosuke Apperu5 votes

Taric More than just precious penises, I bring you an ancient power.

CrankyChipmonk9 votes

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Taric More than just precious penises, I bring you an ancient power.

Ok you really failed this quote. "more than just precious stones, I bring you an ancient penis" is sooo much better.

Chespin20135 votes

Corki I'm up to snuff, and got me an penis machine. I've got a penis on my tail. Consider yourself spanked, penis!

AJking1015 votes

I think I need help....

Sion Another penis for the pile. They'll never find all your penises. My penis is getting cold. I'll use their penis to pick my teeth. I'll rip your penis from your spine. Noxus suffers no penises. Break their will and their penis. Our penises will drown out their screams. Your penis will pave my path to glory. My penis burns. Another penis to be shattered. This penis will be red soon. This is not the first dead king's penis I've taken. Do you feel a shiver down your penis. I'll shatter the gates of Demacia with this penis. I'll feel their penises grow cold. This will sever a thousand penises. (to jarvan) I'll plant that penis in your corpse.

Spooky Spooker4 votes

Draven WELCOME TO THE PENIS OF DRAVEN Alistar YOU CANT MILK PENISES Hecarim ANOTHER BLUE RIBBON FOR PENIS EKKO: Time penis doesnt travel my brain. Garen PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

Shadoleslayer3 votes

Pantheon They Shall Know Penis They shall not enjoy this Penis! They are privileged to die at my Penis! Honor compels Penis! Onward Penis! With pleasure, Penis With Penis... Falling into Penis is the least of your worries....

Corporal Wam3 votes

Vi Hmm, I like your penis. Gives me something to aim at.

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