When The Enemy decides To leave me alone in the Top Lane...

It's a long story.

In champion select, I locked in as Yorick and called top. He _insisted_on having top so I figured "Yorick support it is" and grabbed exhaust. He got ignite, stole our jungler's leash, and refused to actually go top after seeing the enemy had Yorick. He didn't listen to us on telling him to go top and just sat in bot stealing cs. As a result, I sold Relic Shield and went top, being short on gold and two levels to a Yorick with a skin. Somehow I won the lane despite having a disadvantage, no jungler help because he was behind from Teemo constantly stealing his farm, and first time new Yorick. After I won my lane against impossible odds, I splitpushed and destroyed both of mid's towers and then some teamfights broke out where I was a menace frontliner with the maiden. When my objective control (despite having no teleport) won us the game, our Cottontail Teemo said "gg, carried this noob team". And to think, I had almost forgotten all hard feelings toward Teemo.