When A Laner Complains They Never Get Any Ganks

A Superb Villain·May 21, 2015·39 votes·2,691 views

As you're babysitting another lane. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/busy.gif

Then they flame you when they get ganked after pushing their lane. http://i.imgur.com/YtygPRH.gif

19 Comments

GanksLikeGast0nMay 21, 201520 votes

This. Everything about this. EVERYTHING.

Three lanes people! THREE LANES. And dragon. Also throw in buff timers and deep wards. We gots shit to do mate.

A Superb VillainMay 21, 201513 votes

If our job was to wait in a bush for whenever a laner makes a mistake, which can be fairly often, then the role wouldn't be called Jungler, now would it?

ModAcademy KaynMay 22, 201514 votes

Wait in bush? Garen

A Superb VillainMay 22, 201510 votes

Not everyone has the tools to dispense justice from a bush like the Might of Demacia.

AshenFoxMay 22, 20157 votes

If only there was a summoner spell that when used would spawn a Garen in a nearby bush! :(

Blue Moon WolfMay 22, 20152 votes

Teemo I've got an app for that: R

DoctorSpaceDogMay 22, 201514 votes

When your Vlad top vs. Shyvana wants you to gank.

http://i.imgur.com/W0JfyHW.gif"

SirsirMay 22, 20154 votes

NOM :3

Lucent RengarMay 22, 20157 votes

i hate that shit to much, "hey noob jgler you never gank"

well you fucking idiot, you're always over extending without wards, how the hell is that setting me up for a good gank? besides there's more than just 1 lane to gank, i need cs just like YOU need cs. stop thinking you're so fucking special, nobody wants to camp your losing lane 24/7.

this message goes to all those idiots who ping like retards for ganks, when there are more objectives than trying to kill the enemy laner

Shield VillainMay 22, 20154 votes

It's funnier when they refused to give you a leash, and then end up crying to you all game.

A Superb VillainMay 22, 201511 votes

That is so unreasonably heartless for laner's to deny a leash. The Jungle isn't a picnic for the first clear; faster clears mean quicker ganks!

Shield VillainMay 22, 20152 votes

I've actually found that MasterYi and Udyr can do without a leash, and skill clear one side of their jungle.

A Superb VillainMay 22, 20159 votes

Efficiency really depends on the champion.

SirsirMay 22, 20155 votes

They CAN but that doesn't mean they SHOULD. It slows them down terribly.

ESPECIALLY since theres no reason not to. You don't miss CS for giving a few autos.

SaltyKrackaMay 23, 20152 votes

You do when you're Nasus. I've literally had junglers declare that they expect Nasus to leash blue for them.

Focus TeemoMay 22, 20153 votes

Everyone's been there... its especially bad when EVERY lane is screaming for help, and not being there for ONE second results in them feeding.

A Superb VillainMay 22, 20153 votes

It gets even worse when the enemy team decides to invade and ward your jungle, en masse, since they have nothing else to do. http://www.laslow.net/reactiongifs/Batch01/beaker%20freak%20out.gif

Spacesuit SpiffMay 22, 20152 votes

You forgot the one where they're complaining about no ganks even though you're babysitting THEIR lane (not that they'd know, they die within 10 seconds of coming back to it each time).

Also, the ones who bitch when you successfully gank another lane. No lie, both these things have happened (names are made up obviously):

[3:20] SuburbanWhiteMom (Morgana): That was a good gank but you really don't want to focus on the less skilled players too much, just help bot. (Proceeds to immediately lose lane and troll)

[4:30] TypicalD5adcMain (Cait): Wtf why spend all that time top getting Riven 3 kills? Focus on 2/5ths the team, not 1/5th the Riven.

TH ExarthiousMay 22, 20151 votes

I stopped playing jungle when bot and top lane were both pushing to enemy tower, screaming at me for not tower diving to gank while they got ganked twice before I was level 5 on Nunu, one time while I was fighting dragon; solo.