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As a Riven main, we all know there isn't much I can say without a instant tidal wave of down votes, no matter how thought out or reasonable my response may be.
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"cmon swain cant absorb damage at all, he doesnt even have cc. you shouldnt top with him" -swain -cant absorb damage
- no cc
"lol you do no damage"
say that to my face motherfucker
"he's trash without his silence"
with his burst he doesn't need silence
"His rework makes him garbage now."
Sorry, it's hard to hear you through my Tons of Damage.
"wtf teemo runes"
i'm 8/0 m9 and it's like 20 mins in. I do what i want.
Top "She can't top, she does no damage"
Meanwhile, I've killed the enemy gnar 7 times, and taken the top inhib at 20 minutes, without any help from my team (real game btw).
enemy team:"Wtf cant support"
me:"srry what was that? cant hear you over my 2.5 aoe stun"
I always get a sense of satisfaction when I win my lane against manaless champs or champs with poke (top lane 
& 
, hate them all)
as to what is actually said about Wu, I have no idea but I assume it's something about him being mana hungry and has a crap passive for 1v1. I don't hear anything since my BFF is the "mute all chat" button :p
"...Okay fine, he still kinda sucks, but he's better than he used to be!"