When Girls Know Your Rank

"Don't worry, baby, I might be Bronze 3, but I have the Endure Achievement in Halo 3: ODST."

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Let me break this down how I see it:

Unranked: I'm sorry what?

Bronze: Oh, that's cute little kid.

Silver: I'd rather not talk to you.

Gold: No! Go away.

Plat: Hole shit, are you gonna stab me?

Diamond: OMG HE'S GOT A KNIFE!

Master: Please don't stab me, please don't stab me

Challenger: Shit. He stabbed me.

I'm the 3rd one