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UnboundHades64 votes

when u accidently ban urgot and the only one trick pony urgot is on the other team having a mental breakdown

Velzard of Koz17 votes

At the same time, entropy kills the universe.

Tin of sardines2 votes

your are a Vel'koz main? if so... you know that the entropy is already killing it. as a main Gnar, i don't get the joke.

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Entropy is non-determination (for example, in information theory, expressing and calculating entropy of message source means how much information one symbol of the message being revealed bears, as the symbol brings equal amount of determination = where entropy is non-determination).

What I meant for the sake of the joke, is that very unlikely event would occur that would kill the universe, one with high entropy, as the event occuring would bear massive amount of information thus representing massive amount of entropy covered.

Thou are indeed right that in physics, entropy represents state of unlikely event of uniformity. As universe is defaultly cold, getting warmed by sources of energy (stars mainly, not sure If there are more objects being sources, I ain't scientist), this process continues until the heat death where the universe is through and through of the same temperature creating no need for energy transmission and thus with no means of doing anything, which is titled death by entropy.

I might've customized sligthly definition of entropy for the sake of my joke, but hey, I am disintegrating living things in free time, so this isn't my greatest sin.

Tin of sardines1 votes

so you joke is that such event would cause a BSOD in the universe by a "memory over-flow"? yes, i get that is not exactly that, but i like to throw a boomerang made of bone at everything when I'm happy. so excuse-me if I still don't get exactly what you mean with entropy. but if i can help you, that joke would have more punch (or strike)

at the same time on the universe terminal: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/BSOD_Windows_8.png

Velzard of Koz1 votes

It's okay, your evolution is fascinating to me anyways.

UnboundHades1 votes

Bard explain this

Velzard of Koz2 votes

I've been suspecting Aurelion for going to the Planet of Meeapes not just for "star research" for millenia. Seems like one of his kids ran away from the asylum.

Prismatic2 votes

Hey cmon now, that actually happens to us :(

ItzBongoz6 votes

You're more likely to get struck by lighting twice in one day

jama6551 votes

Have u done this to me before? My urgots been banned :/

UnboundHades2 votes

I have done this before when I was half asleep and just clicked whatever I saw and banned it, I looked up the enemy laner what do you know urgot otp. this was a while ago so I don't remember the exact game

Glîtchy9 votes

When you ban Yasuo in front of a Yasuo main

SteelMankind13 votes

All Yasuo mains are dolphins

TheSequelsRBad9 votes

What have dolphins done to you?

ABlueQuaker5 votes

This is why you main a role, not a champion. Someone bans Zac and I still have Rengar Khazix LeeSin Ivern Nunu Warwick Graves Gragas Elise sitting comfortably in my pocket.

A Diamond III OTP is probably Plat III on any other champion.

BestSupportGold2 votes

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This is why you main a role, not a champion. Someone bans Zac and I still have Rengar Khazix LeeSin Ivern Nunu Warwick Graves Gragas Elise sitting comfortably in my pocket.

A Diamond III OTP is probably Plat III on any other champion.

That's the difference between High ELO and Low ELO, understanding Champion pools.

Glory ln Death2 votes

Exactly. High Elo is just a bunch of one-tricks, while Low Elo is down there trying to play all the champions and can never actually git gud with them.

SnakDatSmilesBak2 votes

I can't tell if you're joking or not. I like mysterious men [zombie-nunu-bummed]

Glory ln Death2 votes

Well, maybe I am. But, then again... maybe I'm not.

suggestive eyebrow raise

SnakDatSmilesBak2 votes

Well joke's on you because I was joking [slayer-jinx-wink]

Glory ln Death3 votes

STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, MAN!

ShovelShepherd2 votes

Does Sion have emotions?

Glory ln Death3 votes

He does. Mostly killing emotions.

Itsbeghdev1 votes

enough to want more

NaturesMayhem2 votes

Why would you ever play Rengar after Riot made his damage shit tier and called it a job done well? They nerfed Rengar harder than they have ever nerfed Yasuo, the one champ everyone hates. What ticks me off the most if that Rengar is an assassin that cannot assassinate anybody. Would pick Kha or Elise over Rengar now any day.

SnakDatSmilesBak2 votes

Well maybe some people enjoy the new rengar? It's definitely possible...

NaturesMayhem1 votes

Yes, all the adc's that no longer have to worry about getting killed by an assassin. Because that would be unfair!

SnakDatSmilesBak2 votes

Lmao ofc, life is always fair.

Bottom Laner2 votes

He was changed to a diver though .-.

Glîtchy3 votes

{quoted}

This is why you main a role, not a champion. Someone bans Zac and I still have Rengar Khazix LeeSin Ivern Nunu Warwick Graves Gragas Elise sitting comfortably in my pocket.

A Diamond III OTP is probably Plat III on any other champion.

Once the opponents tried stopping me from going Kled top (someone dodged so they saw my pick) but then I chose Yorick, this is why I play underused champs, most people don't ban them.

CannabisOverlord2 votes

Ha Tell me about it Mordekaiser

UnboundHades6 votes

I feel like every morde main is on boards

CannabisOverlord2 votes

Well theres 953 of us on Reddit, So maybe not quite all of us haha, just the ones with Clear Cut Names

SnakDatSmilesBak3 votes

Literally nobody bans yorick, safe as hell to one trick

Glîtchy1 votes

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Literally nobody bans yorick, safe as hell to one trick

I've seen him banned like 4 times in the past 50 games

SnakDatSmilesBak2 votes

Wow that's incredible. This entire season I've seen him banned exactly twice. I must have around 300 games so far.

ShovelShepherd2 votes

I almost never see him banned or picked. He's probably the safest OTP 'again' of his low ban rate, pick rate and fairly strong position. He's secretly an OP toplaner, just don't tell riot!

Fairyfleur1 votes

Goldfish!

SnakDatSmilesBak2 votes

Shh keep my identity a secret

KnightOfEloHell4 votes

I hate when that happens, especially when it's my teammates doing it because they don't want me to play Mordekaiser

Luckily I used to one trick Olaf.

WinTheWarOnPants2 votes

This is why i never pick intent. I'm much more likely to lose BAE to a toxic teammate ban than for her to legit be banned. Especially since i play her mostly off role.

Umomo4 votes

Zed Yasuo Darius I banned these 3 and apparently got ranted by the enemy because he was going to choose all 3 of them.

MillForMe3 votes

Lux Really depends on who banned it. Enemy team banned it? Guess I'm going with a better champ...Orianna Syndra Did my team ban her when I had her as my pref as supp? Orianna Syndra Kennen Guess I'm going with a better champ...

Autrah Fang2 votes

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Lux Really depends on who banned it. Enemy team banned it? Guess I'm going with a better champ...Orianna Syndra Did my team ban her when I had her as my pref as supp? Orianna Syndra Kennen Guess I'm going with a better champ...

reminds me of a time i wanted to go Jhin, but one of the premade on my team banned him, so i went adc Anivia (shouldn't have to mention, but i went with an adc build as well). my whole goal that game was max W, and wall off the person that banned Jhin whenever i could. in the end i never ended up getting the person killed, and i carried the team to victory instead :o since even though i was trying to wall my ally in with the enemies, i was still trying to win.

K0SMOS3 votes

Yorick I'm very safe. No one gonna hurt me.

teegorom3 votes

I ban Triggered Dolphin in all my games, that champ is so fucking OP, rito hasn't nerfed them in years.

LeBlanc Rose2 votes

Well, at least no one in bronze/silver/gold bans Leblanc anymore. I almost quit league because I couldn't play my main.

ÈvilMorty2 votes

Anivia Sion I dont feel this pain ever

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