Lasers Blitzerternet. Buys new computer. Beats it in one try. Did I mention he's omnipotent now?
Can't even play the game. Do you realize how hard it is to get a connection in the middle of the dessert?
Attempts to charm the game into giving her the answer. Fails miserably. "Why does this work a lot better on Blitz?"
Makes his shadow try it until he knows all the answers. Beats it in one try.
Loses 50 times due to the highly illogical questions. He only thinks literally. :P
Shoots computer "Arrgh! This be the past time of a landlubber!"
Beats it in one try. These questions are actually ancient riddles used to prove if one is a genius. Sadly, due to the advancement of society, he is hasn't even reached the average human intelligence. He has a lot to learn.
Gets angry and turns into a dragon. Accidentally destroys her house.
Trees don't do quizzes bro.
Is to big for the keyboard.
Beats it in one try while drunk.
Draws on a folded sheet of paper so it looks like he beat it on a laptop. "Who needs a real computer?"
Spends years searching for the answers in tombs and dungeons around the world. Realizes she could have just looked them up on the Blitzernet. Throws her laptop like a boomerang. Except it never comes back.