Every single main stereotype
Top: "OMG TOP GO TEAMFIGHT" "what's a teamfight?" "ITS WHEN YOU FIGHT 5v5 NOOB" "k" goes 1v5 because he has 9000000 cs at 20 minutes, barely loses
Mid: "hi im diamond 5 smurf let me mid i will carry" goes 0/5 at first minute
ADC: either a toxic noob or a pro
jungler: i have no idea what im doing but im getting blamed anyways devourer: "what's a gank and where do i buy one" lee sin: i will suck on your team, but i am god on the enemy team, also level 2 turret dives
support: adc mains are toxic as hell, supports are the real carries and we have to be acknowledged or we will call you a filthy adc main proceeds to miss every hook and call his adc toxic for complaining
yori- no wait yorick mains dont exist lol
galio: read yorick sion: wiggle bard: if you flame him gl doing anything he will fuck you over (tho he is best champ in the game) teemo: im not even gonna do this if you main teemo kill yourself
fill: can you reproduce? like... 9000 times?
"rekkles got pentakill, let me try"
Doesn't do anything useful, but he talks like a pirate
: you have useless blitzcranks, and blitzcrank gods, nothing in between
Main and we are as elusive as the West American Jackalope. Come to my tower. You will remember Yorick Mori... (I also take Malzahar to top lane.)(As support I 
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