On a more serious note:

Kids, gather round, we have to talk. It's serious this time. I know, the game have changed a lot over the last years. We got the map, new boards overlay, GD lost their way to vote before entering the thread, etc. All nice. Yeah. But dankness darkness spreads through the heart and souls of our fellow boarders. No. Through everyone!

The insatable desire for vision on the map is killing millions of Rift Scuttlers each day and I say NO! #No to the butchering of this most peaceful creature on the rift! But who am I to call them creatures? Aren't they more human than we ever could be? Not in the dearest of times they even raise a claw to defend themselves! You can keep taunting them, but their iron will won't budge! Isn't this the kind of peace humanity hasn't achieved in millenia? We have no right to torture this beatiful being's species at all!

So what do I want from you? From now on you will protect the Scuttle Crab.