How to get to plat fast *guide*

One Of Death·12/27/2013, 7:43:55 PM·1 votes·583 views

first you have to learn a role that no one else will pick so you can get it 90% of the time, like mid

so call mid as fast as you can, and then select your champ and lock in before you even call it. some rare times, like 10% of the time someone else will call it and you just have to cuss them out

anyways, typically you will want to use a character you've played at least 2 games with before using him in ranked. if you use a skin though that puts fear into the enemy team and youll win another 88% of the time, so things are looking good if you buy skins!11

anyways, make sure after you've practiced with said champ and gotten your spot on the team while following the summoners code, make sure not to die or feed the enemy champion, and try to be the initiator of fights. if it's a 4 v 5 team and your the 4, you can still probably win since you are after all the top lane let the other guy do what he wants, if you yell at him you'll lose 90% of games like that hint says on the loading screen

anyways, step 2: meet an asian kid in drivers Ed and ask him if he plays league, obviously he is diamond if he is asian, so ask him to boost you in an awkward tone of voice. then he will bring you to platinum

3 Comments

One Of Death12/27/2013, 7:59:50 PM1 votes

even already-platinum players can benefit from this divine advice

One Of Death12/29/2013, 2:28:27 PM1 votes

I swear, the LoL community has no sense of humor what-so-ever.

Izbiz1/2/2014, 5:11:17 PM1 votes

It's not our sense of humor. This just wasn't funny.