its my son, he needs help

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/310497946980319232/534973967723921408/DqDS9Np.gif

Leave the cat alone Raccoon.

Damn snowflakes everywhere, settle down now, it's just a gif taken out of context (I actually remember that story, the raccoon was attacking the guys dog so he intervened and chucked the raccoon down the stairs). Enjoy the chuckle it offers over being offended.

My first thought: http://www.davidjonfuller.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Get-help.gif

for the record.. this is one dead kitty

don't hold a cat with its weight falling on the back!

badger teemo carrying rengar

Is that Wuu?

And as you look at the raccoon in bewilderment, He lifts the cat to his face, and begins tearing into the stomach of your cat. There's screaming, and flailing, but upon contorting out of its grasp, the raccoon subdues it within a headlock. You move to stop it, traumatized, but it lifts a shard of glass to the cats neck seemingly from out of nowhere. You stop, locked in fear. The raccoon demands you bring him another in its stead if you want him to live.

"Meet me by the trash cans at 11:32. If you fail to cooperate, and you waste my time, my family will be waiting in the darkness. We will sneak into your home while you slumber, and have a grand feast."

Horrified, you watch as the monster squeezes your cats neck, causing him to fall still. He calmly walks out the door.

Rocket Raccoon saves Dexstar

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