First was "me rock me fight," then two and a half gay men, and now our next reworked champion is...

Chaoticbanana·6/13/2018, 3:14:59 PM·5 votes·800 views

the Mad Baron himself, Roman von Ungern-Sternberg also known as GENGHIS KHAN THE SECOND

Riot you are just doing a bang-up job with the whole improving on character personalities thing. Honestly whenever I play some champions I think to myself "You know, I'm real tired of all this nuance and logical character development, why can't they just shout more?" and I am so glad that Riot thinks the same things.

And don't even get me started on how elegant and gripping Varus's new story is. I felt so hard for those poor whatevertheyares that I almost became gay myself! Riot really knows exactly what they're doing with these reworks, and I'm glad they're smart enough to realize that stomping on the grave of Varus's loving wife and kids is a worthy price to pay in order to pander to an audience that couldn't give less of a shit.

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Busty Demoness6/13/2018, 7:48:56 PM2 votes

Don't worry, I had plenty of complaints regarding Varus' new story that had absolutely nothing to do with the gay couple involved. But that makes me homophobic because it's a story about two gay men.

CLG ear6/13/2018, 3:23:28 PM1 votes

now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time

Chaoticbanana6/13/2018, 7:42:22 PM1 votes

Where's my Kaiserreich bois at for some quality Sternberg-posting

Taric the Gay6/13/2018, 8:08:17 PM1 votes

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the Mad Baron himself, Roman von Ungern-Sternberg also known as GENGHIS KHAN THE SECOND

Riot you are just doing a bang-up job with the whole improving on character personalities thing. Honestly whenever I play some champions I think to myself "You know, I'm real tired of all this nuance and logical character development, why can't they just shout more?" and I am so glad that Riot thinks the same things.

And don't even get me started on how elegant and gripping Varus's new story is. I felt so hard for those poor whatevertheyares that I almost became gay myself! Riot really knows exactly what they're doing with these reworks, and I'm glad they're smart enough to realize that stomping on the grave of Varus's loving wife and kids is a worthy price to pay in order to pander to an audience that couldn't give less of a shit.

You should come over to the gay side. We have cookies, rainbows and unparalleled fashion sense. Just saying.

Also, if you haven't trademarked it yet, I think Two and a half gay men would make for a FABULOUS sitcom. I'm thinking of casting Neil Patrick Harris in the main role, because he's actually gay in real life, and having Charlie Day as his live-in boyfriend. Then having Peter Dinkelage (I always loved his last name) be their incredibly flamboyant land lord where they all live in Greenwich village. I think it will be a real gem in the ratings and will probably be the final nail in the coffin for making sure that Jersey Shore never comes back on tv ever again.

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