how to get back at people being toxic to you... with jokes! (obviously cheesy)

engelures·May 18, 2018·2 votes·1,173 views

you can say any of these things when in a situation involving toxicity. they are strange, yes, but very funny to non-toxic players. you may feel free to type your own in the comments. WARNING: they may not always work. they're more or less to show you're not to be messed with in the comedy department.

and here they are, free of charge:

"holy crap! and I thought annie was the child!" "you're more birdbrained than anivia!" "your mouth is as foul as twitch" "your insults show less skill than a master yi player" "there are a lot of slas commands, but could you /shutthehellup ?" "your insult talent is like star guardian ezreal: rarely seen and lame when it actually is seen"

feel free to post your own in the comments! dont trash-talk mine or others. thats just petty.

5 Comments

Automated RivenMay 18, 20181 votes

If you want them to leave you alone it's better to simply agree with them. Raging people want a reaction, and want to hurt people. The best way to frustrate them is to simply agree. Them 'this fucking riven sucks' Me 'ya I know. Sorry man' Them 'Omfg why the hell would you do that, are you ratarded?' Me 'i am actually. Sorry about that'

And so on. They give up after a few times.

engeluresMay 18, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Automated Riven,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=4W67dAJ2,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-05-18T21:53:40.741+0000)

If you want them to leave you alone it's better to simply agree with them. Raging people want a reaction, and want to hurt people. The best way to frustrate them is to simply agree. Them 'this fucking riven sucks' Me 'ya I know. Sorry man' Them 'Omfg why the hell would you do that, are you ratarded?' Me 'i am actually. Sorry about that'

And so on. They give up after a few times.

I was always that person that just had to get even. I always thought jokes, being toxic back, and witty one-liners did the trick. until they start using racial slurs and start talking like a terrorist. then it's a good time to block them. and yes, i've had that actually happen.

Automated RivenMay 18, 20181 votes

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I was always that person that just had to get even. I always thought jokes, being toxic back, and witty one-liners did the trick. until they start using racial slurs and start talking like a terrorist. then it's a good time to block them. and yes, i've had that actually happen.

Idk most of the time I ignore them. I rarely interact with flamers.

Busty DemonessMay 18, 20181 votes

"Not even Brand flames as much as you do."

Chembaron YamadaMay 18, 20181 votes

Whenever I played Amumu in the jungle and some laner was flaming because I "never gank", I used to say stuff like "Look at my champ, that's you right now." With W toggled on. Amumu