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What if you were trapped in a forest maze? And being chased by League's horrorific Champions?

HighOnCatnip··3 votes·4,349 views

So imagine you are trapped in a maze in a large forest at midnight. And you have to find your way out as fast as possible because you're being hunted. So would you rather try to escape the maze while being hunted by:

  1. Evelynn
  2. Warwick
  3. Twitch
  4. Fiddlesticks
  5. Kha'zix
  6. Shaco
  7. Nocturne
  8. Pyke
  9. Thresh
  10. Maokai

Let me know who you think would be the most terrifying to run away from, who you think would be the least dangerous, and who you would choose to run away from below in the comments.

18 Comments

Neamean4 votes

Yorick ain't really a bad guy. Evelynn at least I will expire erect Shaco is technically a doll, better odds.

GigglesO1 votes

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Yorick ain't really a bad guy. Evelynn at least I will expire erect Shaco is technically a doll, better odds.

I had similar thoughts on the matter.

Hypochondria93 votes

Eve because than I might get some before I die.

Quality Content1 votes

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Eve because than I might get some before I die.

You're not getting anything but your skin flayed off with her.

DerMangoJoghurt1 votes

Out of all options the only ones without supernatural powers are Warwick and Twitch. Hunting people down is Warwick's shtick, so I feel like Twitch would be the least dangerous.

Most terrifying is definitely Nocturne. He's literally a demon that feeds on fear and he knows what he's doing.

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

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Out of all options the only ones without supernatural powers are Warwick and Twitch. Hunting people down is Warwick's shtick, so I feel like Twitch would be the least dangerous.

Most terrifying is definitely Nocturne. He's literally a demon that feeds on fear and he knows what he's doing.

But Yorick doesn't have a reason to kill you in the first place, he is a good guy. And Evelynn has a condition. She can just kill you if you feel desire. So if you are able to kill your libido, she can't do anything.

DerMangoJoghurt1 votes

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But Yorick doesn't have a reason to kill you in the first place, he is a good guy. And Evelynn has a condition. She can just kill you if you feel desire. So if you are able to kill your libido, she can't do anything.

Yorick and Thresh were added after I already posted my comment. However, the post clearly says they are hunting you down, otherwise I would've chosen Warwick since he isn't a bad guy either. Evelynn can kill you whenever she wants. It's just less satisfying for her if you don't feel pleasure. For her it's like eating a meal without a side dish.

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

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Yorick and Thresh were added after I already posted my comment. However, the post clearly says they are hunting you down, otherwise I would've chosen Warwick since he isn't a bad guy either. Evelynn can kill you whenever she wants. It's just less satisfying for her if you don't feel pleasure. For her it's like eating a meal without a side dish.

All it takes for Warwick to hunt and kill you is a small scratch. If he smells blood, then he can't control himself anymore and will kill you, doesn't matter that you aren't a bad guy.

I am pretty sure that Evelynn requires you to feel desire, I think the shtick of the demons is that they have a condition. Like Tahm Kench makes a contract with you, exploiting your greed, Evelynn also can just exploit your lust.

Tuition Fee1 votes

I think Fiddlesticks would be easiest to run away from, since he seems the most flammable. I'll just set a bunch of trees on fire, start a forest fire, and hope he dies with me.

mzicio1 votes

I'd choose to team up with Yorick since he most likely wouldn't want to kill me.

Der Lindwurm1 votes

Twitch. He would say "Hold still! My eyes are on the side of my head!" But I'd stay in front of him and keep running.

skills of luck1 votes

Im almost certain getting caught by Kled js gonna be the worst, given the fucked up shit he says hes gonna do in game.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Before I get to the rest of my reply, replace Yorick with Maokai. Yorick isn't particularly evil whereas Maokai was corrupted into one. Plus, Maokai would be able to blend into the trees so that you weren't sure if you were resting against him or not.

Personally, I think my best odds are against twitch. His stink would be strong enough I would know when to hide from him. I don't think he could stealth well enough except in a battlefield.

Nocturne would definitely be the worst from a lore standpoint. Especially since it's likely he has some benefit of knowing where you are in the maze and could readily dash to you, your only warning of impending death being pitch black darkness surrounding you.

The one I would want to chase me though is Evelynn, if only because I'll at least get a good chance to see a pretty girl in my final moments.

Itirpon1 votes

"What is a maze?"

"A place of many entangled paths, one leading out and the others leading back in to dead ends."

"Will this one find the way out?"

"It matters not, dear Wolf. Long or short, all paths lead to us."

afmghost1 votes

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  1. Evelynn

I don't think she has any seeking powers, and honestly, with my only gf ever just wanting to use me to be rebellious against her mother, I'm already skeptical of anyone who tries to flirt with me, especially since it never happens. This means I might just have half a prayer against her charms. That said, if she manages to find me, she would be a horrifying adversary.

  1. Warwick

He's a wolfman who can seek me like a shark seeks blood. No thanks.

  1. Twitch (my choice)

He's a rat. He could make me sick at worst, and I work at a hospital, so I get an employee discount for treatment. Probably the best bet, since disease is usually preferable to mutilation.

  1. Fiddlesticks

Oh God, not the crows!

  1. Kha'zix

He seeks isolated targets, can can tear them asunder. Not interested.

  1. Shaco

The Joker pretty much. Creepy.

  1. Nocturne (biggest fear)

He feasts on fear. It wouldn't even be a chase.

  1. Pyke

Yeah, not interested. Hooks are not my way to go.

  1. Thresh

Pyke, except he can take my soul.

  1. Yorick

Zombies. Not fun to add into the mix.

lilorphanmanny1 votes

1)Evelynn : Never would see it coming 2) Warwick : Good luck but your not coming out alive 3) Twitch : Range, Poison, Stealth not easy to run away from 4) Fiddlesticks : Just when you think your safe, CROWS! 5) Khazix : He lives to hunt Good luck 6) Shaco : Wants to play with his pray 7) Nocturne : Beware of the Darkness 8) Pyke : nothing will stop him from his list 9) Thresh : slow but merciless 10)Maokai : is that tree lumbering ?

Honestly I'd pick Thresh I feel like he is the slowest out of all the Ghouls, Monsters and abomination and that glow would tell me where he is!

HighOnCatnip1 votes

So you would choose Thresh? The dragging, grating, maddening chains that will constrict and drag you away to a slow demise? Whether you know where he is or not, he'll find you and take you with his permanent cruel grin.

lilorphanmanny1 votes

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So you would choose Thresh? The dragging, grating, maddening chains that will constrict and drag you away to a slow demise? Whether you know where he is or not, he'll find you and take you with his permanent cruel grin. Yeah out of all these champions i feel like you would be able to outrun him the best!

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