Riot fix your fucking minions!

Whyskered Wyrm·6/10/2019, 6:39:28 PM·23 votes·9,326 views

What the fuck did you guys do to them? They random aggro more than ever, pathing around them is so fucked up at times.

I have just started noticing this in the last month and its getting on my fucking nerves. Its almost impossible to have perfect cs now since i can't point out what minion they are focusing fire on when they randomly switch targets when i hit one.

Whatever your balance team touches seems to get utterly destroyed, so i would recommend you hire a hobo, or perhaps my grandma, to fix this for you. In fact let them do the next few patches please.

8 Comments

Grimspeake6/10/2019, 6:42:31 PM7 votes

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What the fuck did you guys do to them? They random aggro more than ever, pathing around them is so fucked up at times.

I have just started noticing this in the last month and its getting on my fucking nerves. Its almost impossible to have perfect cs now since i can't point out what minion they are focusing fire on when they randomly switch targets when i hit one.

Whatever your balance team touches seems to get utterly destroyed, so i would recommend you hire a hobo, or perhaps my grandma, to fix this for you. In fact let them do the next few patches please.

its been getting progressively worse since season 6 when they put some stupid ai patch in to try and 'help' it. now its just unpredictable bullshit that will actually trap u if u dont have tons of mobility

MrWasjig6/11/2019, 9:28:37 AM5 votes

What's worse is minion block.

A few seasons back (I think it was 6?) they made minion collision boxes bigger, so it was more awkward to path around them. Time and time again I find myself getting stuck in amongst both friendly, and enemy minions, whereas in the past I'd have been able to squeeze through the gaps no problem.

If I had a penny for every time I'd lost a kill or been killed due to becoming entangled amongst minions I'd have all the money back that I've ever wasted on this game.

Why they ever thought it was a good idea to make minions more of a pain in the arse to navigate around is beyond me. But that's Riot for you. "Do you want it? No? Too bad, deal with it!"

SovereignMammal6/11/2019, 8:59:58 PM3 votes

The best is when you're walking to lane next to a wave and you get stuck on a minion then propelled to a random location in lane

Docrato6/10/2019, 8:14:25 PM2 votes

its worse when youre trying to trade in lane and you properly back off to drop minion aggro and they decide to chase you all the way to your tower, completely bypassing your caster minions. Making you lose CS and exp while the guy youre laning against is doing fine because for some reason, the aggro is fucked.

OtakuBurrito6/11/2019, 9:01:18 PM1 votes

lol

Sir Gusi6/12/2019, 6:28:37 AM1 votes

Omfg your Title is so funny XD I also agree with you BLOODY FUCKING MINIONS I thinkk they don't prioritize other minions anymore and when your the closet thing when the minion they attacked dies they get tunnel vision of you like they would if you attacked the enemy champ they should just try to make the minion prioritize other minions within a specific range and make them stop following you into bushes that aren't warded FFS