My thoughts when A teamfight happens in season 7.

Phyuq Yiu·Jan 23, 2017·57 votes·2,458 views

Team fight, omg this is happening. Gotta click somebody. Whos gona get my ability. I wanna use an ability before I die. Heres a good squishy. Ok, use as many things as I can before I die. Omg i got CCd D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D Fuck I'm dead. One of them down Oh shit 3 of us droped 4 oh he got another of them Aced, fuck.

Or if they have a Camillle

She coming after me RUN JUKE FUCK FUCK wow ok

If they have a Yasuo

Okay, we're all gona jump the Yasuo before he holds us all in the air Holy god that damage Fuck I missed Fuck i missed again Wow man he is tanky Is he building tank? Oh yea PD.. Nice.. penta.. this guy def played a lot of blind picks

If they have a Fizz

Here comes fizz I'm gona exhaust him asap FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I'm dead and exhaust is still up wow

When i'm a tank and build full tank Just reread the above...

35 Comments

Ulquiorra995Jan 23, 201737 votes

I call bullshit. You don't get time to think that much in season 7 teamfights.

Pakku Ito Jan 23, 20171 votes

true summoner 3

Fondling GemsJan 24, 20171 votes

Programming the mind of a teamfighter in Season 7:

While (teamfight == true) { while (alive == true) { cout << "I got a Kill!"; } cout << "I am dead..."; break; }

For ya'll non coders out there this basically just keep saying "I got a Kill!" while teamfighting until the teamfight is over or says "I am dead..." if you die.

JustCallMeSPEDJan 24, 20171 votes

Your third "{" should be a "}". Also wish indenting worked properly in the forums because having all that on one margin makes my eye twitch.

Fondling GemsJan 24, 20171 votes

I know right? Also thanks for catching that, so hard to make sure everything looks right without my indents. Didn't help that I wrote it while sick.

MoetaroJan 24, 20171 votes

I really hope you are not a riot designer. Really.

Fondling GemsJan 24, 20171 votes

Oh god no. Working at Riot would be a nightmare for me. Sure there are a bunch of cool benefits, but having to untangle spaghetti code? Count me out.

legionnaire99Jan 23, 201727 votes

I smell I tad bit of salt.

SmileInABoxJan 23, 20173 votes

Incoming downvote circlejerk.

TequilaZombieJan 23, 201712 votes

I love the irony in this

5000000000000000Jan 23, 20172 votes

tbh up/downvoted this thread for the irony

AMYS GRAVEJan 23, 201721 votes

I have two basic thoughts in teamfights. Either A) haha we are so far ahead we can't lose this if i tried. or B) haha why would you engage that we are so far behind there was no way to win this teamfight.

ValeckseraiJan 23, 201713 votes

I hate being bursted down so fast that I can't do jack shit in a fight. This is part of the reason I play Karthus . So even if I build full ap glass cannon and die in less than a second I can still do shit.

Phyuq YiuJan 23, 20173 votes

Thats brilliant. I could see Karth becoming more popular.

3TWarriorJan 23, 20172 votes

a little, but karthus lost a LOT of his damage with the removal of deathfire grasp, the weakening of his wall and this surging increase of tanks being absolutely necessary to play to win

badoogaJan 23, 20172 votes

I just abuse Karthus 's high base damages and build item 3070 item 3020 item 3136 . Makes you do a surprising amount of damage early game, and it leaves me halfway done with item 3151 , which I can finish later on (i.e. this build works well against tanks). Deathfire Grasp was never a necessity for me; I'd only buy it as my last item to top off a damage build.

badoogaJan 23, 20171 votes

Although I don't go down this route, I've heard that tank Karthus is pretty good. Even when I just bought item 3110 in addition to the rest of my damage items, that Irelia took like 10 seconds to kill me.

ValeckseraiJan 23, 20172 votes

Tank Karthus is fun to play (the allchat messages you get from confused enemies are hilarious), but sub optimal really. Although, it is REALLY funny to get item 3026 if you want to dive headfirst and stick around even longer than usual. Especially if you have a Zilean on your team.

MagikarpIsBossJan 23, 20172 votes

Tank Karthus with item 3068 is surprisingly decent.

Glory ln DeathJan 23, 20177 votes

I found your problem: You seem to have your summoner spells on the wrong keys.

doiminat0r3600Jan 23, 20174 votes

F for flash always.

Glory ln DeathJan 23, 20172 votes

highfives doiminat0r3600

VenomarJan 23, 20172 votes

I only have two thoughts when it comes to teamfight so far this season.

Why on earth would they try and fight that?
Why on earth would we try and fight that?

TequilaZombieJan 23, 20172 votes

I only have one recently:

LOL I ONLY NEED TO PRESS R AND MY JOB IS DONE! Amumu

RamboDash15Jan 24, 20172 votes

Singed "I'll just ult, run around, and be an asshole, flip a carry, lol, I don't care, I'm Singed

The DeckownerJan 24, 20172 votes

my 2 thoughts are:

how the fuck did this guy die?
how the fuck is this guy not dead?

Friendly RamJan 24, 20172 votes

My only thought is hoping rito doesn't kick me to 1 fps again.

AgeOfTheMageJan 24, 20172 votes

team: cmon! we need to teamfight! me: (the support) struggling to defend the base against 2 super minions

5050BSJan 23, 20171 votes

So here is your problem.

First and foremost.

Team fights break out for two reasons.

One is YOUR team planned the fight

Two is that THEIR team planned the fight.

If it is the first then follow the plan, focus the targets then win the fight.

If it is the second then look for a few things

Do we out number them? Yes: Is our damage here and not getting focused Yes: Win fight No: Run No: Is any of them out of position so we can make it so we out number them? Yes: See first yes No: Can we run to Allies to make this where we out number them? Yes: Run to allies and Go back to the top No: Run

If a fight happens and you cant win it then run so you dont die.

XilannJan 23, 20171 votes

{quoted}

So here is your problem.

First and foremost.

Team fights break out for two reasons.

One is YOUR team planned the fight

Two is that THEIR team planned the fight.

If it is the first then follow the plan, focus the targets then win the fight.

If it is the second then look for a few things

Do we out number them? Yes: Is our damage here and not getting focused Yes: Win fight No: Run No: Is any of them out of position so we can make it so we out number them? Yes: See first yes No: Can we run to Allies to make this where we out number them? Yes: Run to allies and Go back to the top No: Run

If a fight happens and you cant win it then run so you dont die.

You should make this into a real follow the line chart

MoetaroJan 23, 20171 votes

min 20:45 - oh! he has engaged min 20:46 - EQWQEFRD1423 !!!!! (W resets Q and E cd, that's the only reason I can use Q and E twice in less than a second) **min 20:47 **- Oh! we (won/lost) and i'm (dead/alive). that's (good/bad), (i could use everything/ ohhh maaan! I couldnt use 423!)

The state of the game is pitiful. Sad, veeery sad.

There is another version:

min 24:45 - oh! they want to engage! no problem, we are under tower and there are nearly no minions. min 24:47 - WHAT THE... !!