When a Tank finish a game with 19/5/11, u know something is wrong

Kinky Fizz·12/28/2016, 7:54:26 PM·12 votes·2,265 views

and you the poor assassin, building full damage, got one shoted by theses unkillable tanks

Hecarim Vi Shyvana

Edit: to the smart people saying "tanks=/=bruiser/diver/etc."

from Chelleyon :

you actually are right. Those are bruisers not tanks. Bruiser is a hybrid between a tank and a fighter. But the thing is right now there is no difference between tankiness of a tank and tankiness of a bruiser due to build paths. Thats what the rant is all about.

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Ralanr12/28/2016, 7:56:43 PM15 votes

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and you the poor assassin, building full damage, got one shoted by theses unkillable tanks

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Hecarim Vi Shyvana

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bbQsauçe12/28/2016, 7:57:59 PM12 votes

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Supreme Senpai6912/28/2016, 8:51:04 PM4 votes

None of those are tanks. This is a tank:

http://cdn.thestorypedia.com/images/2016/08/1471451241_6ad4e96b4a951e1934f2ae8e0292fdee_0.jpg?v=107

(obv sarcasm is obv btw)

l Dárius l12/28/2016, 9:51:25 PM3 votes

except these characters are actually not that tanky at all and they only build tank because if they don't they get blown up buy the assassins. I mean, if you compare them to a champion with actual tank steroids and scalings, or meaningful shields, like nautilus, alistar, trundle, maokai, dr mundo, volibear, you realize that they aren't that tanky, and they aren't actually tanks. btw tanks are meant to not die to assassins, because you know, they dont want to die, and thats why they build tank.

Jbels12/28/2016, 7:56:18 PM3 votes

We get it, Armor pen sucks now. You can blame ADCs for that, if they hadn't been abusing it they never would have nerfed it like they did

Dangerous Man12/28/2016, 8:30:23 PM3 votes

The difference between a bruiser and a tank is one damage item k

The Yetii Rider12/28/2016, 9:44:10 PM3 votes

There is a huge difference in the difference between the tankiness of a tank and the tankiness of a fighter. Rushing item 3071 oritem 1400 is not going to give you as much tankiness as item 1401 item 3068 oritem 3065 .

A pure tank has around 5000 health and 200 armor/MR.

A bruiser off-tank has around 3500 health and 100 armor/MR.

bad arcade kitty12/29/2016, 12:40:59 AM2 votes

they are bruisers

then, bruisers and tanks always countered assassins

SanKakU12/29/2016, 1:04:31 AM2 votes

You don't have to jungle as an assassin. You don't even have to middle or top lane solo as an assassin. You can go bottom lane and get a babysitter lane partner. I think it'll suck though if your lane partner isn't a pure support and is instead a tank or mage. Might depend on the synergy.