gripes of a bronze top
first off: i'm a bronze top. Very bronze. get over this or make the typical japes.
i am aware of what division i'm in, and play tanky champs with high floors that are damn near guaranteed net pluses for the team.
is always solid, and requires literally no mind to use.
is a situational counter-pick (to juggernauts.) He can stomp certain match-ups and force plays.
is another super easy pick who's almost always useful
is more aggro if you like that, and outplays a lot of stuff. he's hard to mess up with too.
is another
with different match-ups who hits a niche meta section really well
These 5 champs deal with 98.36% of all my matches, and they do it well. they all do well in lane, and even if they don't, they can all at least somewhat contribute in the mid/late game. These guys aren't even the only low-skill high-reward champs out there. they're just the ones i use. there are tons more who either hard-counter things or are just easy guaranteed assets for the team.
If you're playing ranked and getting sweaty for climbing in a very low divisions (which face it, means you're bad), why the heck would you overlook safe options for a
or a
. 90% of the low floor champs i see just end up feeding their opponent, who usually does the smart thing and picks a brainless tank (lol, see what i did there?) I get that these champs are fun to style on people with during laning, but bronzies like us aren't going to effectively translate that into objectives or map pressure. theres like no reason to play these guys at this elo. the latest fad with this is
jungle. that shit isn't for low elo.
has like 8 million skillshots and requires a team which knows metagame stuff. which we don't. Whenever i see it, the guy just ends up feeding hard.
I guess my question to all the low elo
etc, out there, why? whenever i get you guys in lane, you feed, and whenever i see you on my team, you feed extra hard. do you want to style on people and say "gg ez?" mostly you just lose to people who are willing to be humble and play the tank. Is it just shits and gigs? do you honestly think these champs are the best options? I'm honestly curious, barbecue i can think of almost no situations where this has ever actually been true.
ps. I dont care how wonderful you say you are or how you say you carry your team. Your character is feast or famine (more famine in bronze) not a consistent breadwinner, and most bronze
feed horribly.
not really tanks but juggernauts or whatever. Do a lot of damage, can 1v5 without good mechanics like an adc has to, and never dies because nobody "focuses the tank" and buys grevious wounds, when I was in bronze/silver stuff like that was common but yea must have changed tho
you know do a lot for a team but you need an actual team lol or you just a meatshield that does things right but team lets you die for no reason.