Jungling 2019: Easy non-stress way to climb elo

Zeppelins circus·9/29/2019, 1:53:08 AM·12 votes·8,332 views

If all your laners are winning, do not gank and farm to flash emote in front of enemy face because they got outplayed. If your laners are losing, spam 15 min ff and move on to the next one. No need to try since you picked a early jungler which is META™. If they don't ff, just farm around jungle and do not interact with other players so it would be a 4v5 and your team will lose faster. In theory you can get 50% winrate with this strategy and coinflip yourself to get that sweet victorious skin. Get outsmarted, nerds.

...Some junglers seriously adopts these "strats" and doesn't seem to give a hell. They should be playing PVE bots. Seriously.

6 Comments

Tr4shB4NSYST3M9/29/2019, 8:46:44 AM7 votes

The sad fact about this, even though its sarcastic, if you have 3 losing lanes even if you do try to help youre probably boned, hell you get boned if 1 lane loses hard enough and your other 2 dont win enough to offset it.

Because of jg nerfs and being level 4 when solo laners hit level 6, unless there is a BIG jg difference (like you win every duel get every scuttle etc), jungling is incredibly dependent on your lanes at least going even or losing gracefully.

EternalDominate9/29/2019, 3:57:48 AM4 votes

Your actual winrate with this strategy would probably be 35-40%, if the enemy jungler wakes up then he wins the game, if he falls asleep than it becomes 50/50.

Crispy0Snake9/29/2019, 2:42:42 AM3 votes

This is wrong because if the enemy jungler is useful then you can still lose, and if you choose to PvE when you're losing, then you throw any chance of winning away

So you'll lose some amount of games you should win or could have won. That's a large negative effect in a large sample if games

ChrisBrownze9/30/2019, 2:47:51 AM1 votes

I mean in both those scenarios jungle has virtually no impact on the game. If all 3 lanes lose, jungle cant fix 3 lanes. Its not possible. If all 3 lanes win, no one needs help. All you have to do is farm and go for objectives to end the game.

The only time jungle has an impact is if one lanes loses while one lane wins. Then you have to help your losing lane or try to snowball your winning lane, etc. You honestly sound like one of those players who just blames jg when all 3 lanes lose because you dont understand the role of the jungler.

Starcraft243ver9/30/2019, 11:44:58 AM1 votes

In theory you can get 50% winrate with this strategy and coinflip yourself to get that sweet victorious skin. Get outsmarted, nerds.

Any strategy will get you 50% winrate at the end, except for the best one and the worst one.