I just want to help.

So unfortunately my real account got perma. So i took my time and played from 1 to 30 without any boost. It is the worst experience EVER! Anyway, let us move on i can rant for ages in that regard. I used to be p1/d5 so i played at a relatively high elo. However, they put me in bronze 4. Anyway im bronze 1 now in a few hours. So this post is to assist other smurf or unfortunate people that is good at the game but is getting frustrated by bronzies. I actually sweat from my armpits.... IN BRONZE. I dont even understand how there is more stress in low elo than high. Anyway on to the real topic. I hope this can help. So in my past 10games or so ive realize in bronze people are absolutely mindless. So let me elaborate. 1) they dont watch the minimap. 2) they are clueless about match ups even though they are lvl 50, 60 or above. 3) they dont understand the basic of kill trade. However most gold lvl player dont get this also. You dont take risk of trading kills with someone who scales harder. If you kill a yi as a poppy and vice versa. That is considered a r%%%%%ed decision. He will scale harder than you and proceed to carry his team. League is simply a game of IQ. If your logical reasoning is high enough. You will climb. 4) they love to fight. Oh boy.... the team fights are a clown fiesta. They drag on and on, Skill shots flying everywhere, horrible positioning, terrible focus. In their mind team fights is what league is. Which is not necessarily false. Good teamfights is what league is. Teamfight leads to something, it has too or else its just headless chicken running in circles. After every team fight, something has to happen.(baron,dragon,tower,inhib,end game). It is NOT GOING BACK TO BASE RINSE AND REPEAT. So whats the trick? Well, lets see. #1 play a champ that gets result without your teammate. Forget about your actual main. These apes cant coordinate with you. Like my name suggest i play ahri at a pretty decent level. I even made a guide on moba fire which was pretty well receive. However it is from season 7. I dominate my lane, i roam, i counter gank yet i cant win. Why? Well because because these "potatoes" feed faster than you can actually eat. In high elo, the second they see an ahri lvl 6 with ult. They get ready. At moment notice when i ping. Stuff happens. In this shithole, people dont react at all. Unless you literally shove the kill in their face. So play someone like tryndamere/nasus w.e makes u happy. #2 just PUSH PUSH PUSH FARM FARM FARM do not fall for what i fell for. DO NOT HELP THESE FOOLS just shove the lane get objectives and force 2vs1. With champs like tryn or nasus. (They dont know match ups so its pretty easy) You can easily do this with decent mechanics. If they cant get objectives or end a game. You do it yourself. #3 consider everyone in your team a clown. Do not interact with them, do not look at them, dont even acknowledge their presence. They bring despair and disappointment. Like my exams at school :/. Anyway if you think you can actually make a play or follow a play with these simians. You are heavily mistaken. So just ping them to back and proceed back to #2. So #4 good luck. You need it to escape from the devil known as bronze.