Is this a joke?
I gank every goddamn lane Give the kills to my teammates Yet I do not win the game because some people look at Flex like the Normal Draft Electric Boogaloo Tryhard Land But Not Really Plus Ultra
Ok if it's one game But every single game And it's not cuz I do not belong in my division I am Gold 1 there and Plat 4 on Solo/Duo for 2 seasons now I would be at least Plat 3 if I had better teammates for once But then again I cannot fully blame them I did click on the Play button, haven't I? And I do tend to make mistakes, but they are minor in comparison
But there is also so much unnecessary damage, and from what I saw, a lot of you agree on that I am talking about:
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AP Shyvana (Why da fuck does it even work. Its AP Yi all over again. One ability on a low cooldown, dealing ridiculous damage. And her ult cooldown isn't even that long)
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Vayne (loses lane, still carryes cuz of dumb ass scaling true damage that is also invisible and tumbles every 2 seconds) LITERALLY ANTI-FUN Like i get it she is supposed to be like this badass exterminator or smth like that, but please know you limit, DAMN
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Caitlyn (i get it she is a lane bully, but i feel like sometimes her damage is a dice roll, either she does a ton, or not at all, no matter who I play)
AND SO ON AND SO ON...
BUT what I hate most of all is:
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How you cannot itemize against champions that build rageblade (most of the times people that play vayne and yi. it gives too much penetration mixed with true damage and blade of the ruined king + conqueror)
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And how everyone can have a hourglass without building hourglass
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And how tank items do not feel like tank items in general. Rather they feel like Purchasable Self Esteem
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How true damage is blocked by shields (its called TRUE damage ffs) (not to be confused with my previous statement that you cannot itemize against certain things) (almost always the case when I ignite someone and the shield saves him from the last tick of damage barely)
I cannot just ignore ranked until the tryhard period is over... Jokes on us it's never gonna be over cuz every now and then the ranked splits will happen
Well at least my boy Morde is getting reworked in like a month thats something to keep my hopes up but then everyone will play him http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/le-sigh.gif
As the conversation between a therapist and Michael in GTA V went:
Therapist: Let it allllllll out! Michael: I think I just did.
