Doesn't it feel gooooood?

LifeIsBasketball·5/12/2018, 11:05:43 AM·2 votes·601 views

How ranged are ALWAYS ALLOWED to fuck over melees in every way?

Be it items Be it gameplay you name it they fuck it.

Aside the fact that melees vs ranged whole fiasco is

Melee has to get to the ranged champion while the ranged champion has to kite since the dawn of time every year ranged champs get more and more shit and gimmics to invalidate melees unless said melee is insanely overtuned Akali Camille come to mind.

There is no skill to kiting anymore you litterally blow any champion up in miliseconds or do at least half his HP to force him off every fight the only way a melee can get to an adc per say is to flash and do his/her combo instantly in splitseconds (if the champion allows for such combos ANYWAY) But what does the braindead adc has to do? Flash and then autoattack like 2-3 times and oneshot the dude. SKILL adc takes brains 2k18.

It's sheer cancer beeing a melee champ player and even when you win you DON'T have fun unless you are unbelievably ahead by some random dork on the enemy team inting you. And i'm not even gonna bother giving the ranged champ a support cause then you are simply NOT allowed to pull any play on them because riot says so.

You have to try your best and put effort into reaching the ranged and all HE has to do is press one button and procced to oneshot you wowzers fun.

Now what about items??

Ranged keep fucking over melee items. item 3053 was fucked from ranged champs. item 3156 was once fucked by ranged again. item 3142 same item 3147 same item 3814 same. This is a whole for the armor penetration changes into bitchthality. item 3025 SHOULD BE A MELEE ONLY ITEM WHY THE FUCK IS EZREAL ALLOWED TO ABUSE IT FOR YEARS? item 3153 ALWAYS ruined by ranged champions so melees can suck their own dick vs HP stacking targets unless riot decides to buff it again after it becomes irrelevant only for ranged to abuse it again and a few months after is left to the bin again.

Hell this item 3046 should be melee only. So does this item 3812 why the fuck is a class whose ONLY counterplay litterally ONLY counterplay is to instakill it before it oneshots EVERYTHING in it's path allowed to have damage reduction and the passive that tranform burst to dps allowing them to lifesteal even tho they can lifesteal like 200hp per hit and they can auto 3 times per second the very LEAST.

Yet people still bitch about melees because they SUCK TOO MUCH to bother kiting even tho it's so insanely easy to do so. And because they are the majority no action is taken.

Look at shit like Kog maw abusing bruiser and on hit items everytime he becomes even remotely viable? Why the fuck is that allowed? Varus too. Ezreal since pretty much always. Extreme ammount of bullshittery in this game and it's sad.

item 3022 Gnar STILL EXISTS. like ROFL

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BLACK REALM GOD5/12/2018, 11:08:50 AM1 votes

the longest ranged auto attack is 650. (i think) most abilities have 1k+

the answer is to trade with your abilities and not your basic attack. make sure to also itemize appropriately